Everything is a Conspiracy (Page 3)

OCD_OCD: While those dollar bills are in your pocket, the eyeball is watching your boxers.

OCD_OCD: ....otherwise known as "checking out your package".

LostInTheSeventies: I quite often go hiking without my tinfoil hat, though the New World Order keeps renaming the trails and confusing me.

LostInTheSeventies: Or is it the New Kids on the Block keep changing trail names? Let me consult the Magic 8 ball...

OCD_OCD: The Bush's and Rockefellers have secret trails. You, Hanlon, shall not venture onto the sacred trails.

LostInTheSeventies: I thought the sacred trails went to the service buildings.

OCD_OCD: Uhm...Hanlon. The sacred trail is different from the hair on your belly and your personal treasure trail.

LostInTheSeventies: I peed on their tree nonetheless..

OCD_OCD: ....waiting for the withering of the winky.....

Aura: Ah but you (or the article) forgot one main reason for anyone to believe any of those conspiracy theories: they are more fun and exiting than the boring old truth. We all love a good mystery. We all want to wonder 'what if'. We want our elves and demons and epic battles between evil and good. Because if we accept that nothing special is happening, well maybe we will be forced to admit we just aren't special. And that's scary.

OCD_OCD: It will happen if we wait for it long enough. And if it doesn't happen it's only because we haven't waited long enough. It has been foretold.

And if it doesn't fall off, then we will change the date of the winky apocalypse.

LostInTheSeventies: I like this thread! Normally, you have to go to a holiday party to get served up nuts. Macadamia?

OCD_OCD: <-----smoked pistachio, myself.

Aura: Cashews

LostInTheSeventies: Mmmmm, pistachio...

OCD_OCD: Keep your eyes off my pistachios, Hanlon.

LostInTheSeventies: Look Obama and aliens! *takes all the pistachios*

OCD_OCD:

LostInTheSeventies: Oh, my mistake. Those weren't aliens. They're Jesse Ventura's production crew.

OCD_OCD:

Jesse Ventura......what a hoser.

LostInTheSeventies: Alright, the voices in my head are telling me to eat lunch...a couple are arguing about what we should have for dessert. One of them thinks we should just have a nice container of yogurt. The others are laughing at that Later.

OCD_OCD: Yeah, the aliens are telling me that I'm hungry also.

Got to feed the beast, right?

Whimsical Fairy: Chocolate covered almonds

lori100: Brzezinski: “Populist Resistance” is Derailing the New World Order
www.eutimes.net
During a recent speech in Poland, former US National Security Advisor Zbigniew Brzezinski warned fellow elitists that a worldwide “resistance”

lori100: US: we initiate terrorism to create terrorists to overthrow governments - Washington's Blog
www.washingtonsblog.com
Wesley Clark, Supreme Allied Commander NATO, testifies in this 2-minute video that the US planned to overthrow