Feds: $100,000 to teach teen girls 'condom negotiation' (Page 2)

Geoff: Having been present at the birth of a human being - I will say that I know the difference between joy and mirth.

OCD_OCD: Babies are awesome!

OCD_OCD: I was there with one of my SIL's. That brother is a puker, so he wasn't invited.

calybonos: How 'bout the difference between poi and afterbirth?

OCD_OCD: Hmmm...Not sure I'd know. That's a bit over my pay grade.

Fruitbat1919: maybe they are going about this all wrong....maybe instead of thinking about the little cherubs as unwanted pregs...they could sell them on the net for profit....half the profit for the mother and half to cover the states bill of keeping the mother for 9 months....just a thought...

calybonos: I still want royalties on the poi afterbirth idea.

Fruitbat1919: I thought you said Koi....my my those Japs have invented something new and now I know why they go on about women smelling of

calybonos: No no no...poi.

It's that Hawaiian/Polynesian sick looking food crap.
Google a picture of it and you'll see why it looks like they don't waste any part of the whole child birth thing.

calybonos: Personally,I'd try negotiating a substitution for a side dish of pineapple.

Fruitbat1919: some people will eat anything! I suppose though there must be some nutritious element to after birth? Maybe with a bit of seasoning?

calybonos: Chorizo goes good with chicken babies (eggs) so I'd try that.

Fruitbat1919: I wonder if afterbirth could be feltched? lol

calybonos: I just laughed and puked at the same time!

Fruitbat1919: Yeah I have to admit after I really thought about my comment...I was sickened....lol

Fruitbat1919: I think I may unfriend myself....

calybonos: I think we better negotiate a quick exit outta here before the Bobbit Butler wacks our pee-pee.

orkanen: Will $100.000,- be enough for Texas? Isn't that the state where teens are taught "abstinence only"?

For yummy looking and aromatic dishes, go no further than Surströmming. (-:b

OCD_OCD: LOL, Ork. I'm pretty sure Texas isn't an abstinence only state.

orkanen: I sure hope it isn't, for Texans sake. I'm repeating something I might have heard from some Youtuber named AronRa.

OCD_OCD: LMFAO. Where did that nutjob come from?

orkanen: Look up AronRa on Youtube and everything will be revealed. Didn't it strike you that the revered Rev. Poe was a bit too honest in that video clip, compared to what you'd expect?

calybonos:
And when I get that philosophical feeling
I need sexual healing
Sexual healing,oh baby!
Makes me feel so fine -------ooh!....aah!-----ooh!----aah!----ooh!-----aah!

OCD_OCD: Bwaaaahaha, stop that, Piggy!

Fruitbat1919: Sick sick.....sicko sick.....O but....nope no excuses......sick...