Wireclub Messiah (Page 3)

CoIin: I think Corvinism is about to have its first great schism

CoIin: The very fabric of Corvinism may be about to rip...

calybonos: I'm more concerned about the fabric of my enigma blanket.

Any Messiah out there know how to remove puberty stains?

DawnGurl: No messiah here but Im thinking of picking up from where Joan of Arc left off; how does Dawn of New York sound? I'll drive out all the french toast and french fries. Dont know much about your stains Caly. Better see a divine about that.

Corwin: Hmmm..... puberty stains.... that's a tough one, piggy....

Nope I'm drawing a blank. How about a nice Brazilian wax instead?

"And the Lord Corvin did spake unto them, and there was much Wireclub rejoicing. And they all did feast on little emotey cakes and fishes
.... and lo they did behold a sign... .... which was fortuitous, for there had been much crossing of legs and gnashing of teeth, until they we're directed to the Wireclub restrooms."

- Amen

Aura: Our Corvin
Who areth son of SITS (*)
Thou fart come
Thou word be read
Here as on the news feed
Give us our daily forum
And lead us not into boredom
But deliver us from trolls
For they areth the power and the glory on wire

Amen

(* Well SITS was named the one true God on wire, and your the messiah, so that makes you his son, right?)

Corwin: I wonder where Dad has been hiding out these days?

Aura: It's tradition once the messiah arrives dad takes a back seat

Outbackjack: Who are these false prophets??????

I the high priest of Wireclub demand that all you blasphemers be sent straight to silicon hell.

There is only one Rod.

Club: Rod and Braden Worship Fellowship

Corwin: Could a false prophet do this? ---->

It is said in the ancient Wireclub scrolls, that you will know that He is the one true Messiah, when He farts on a penguin.

So let it be written... so let it be done.

Mz Demeanor: Ahem.... my denomination taught that the true Messiah was going to fart "out" a penguin. Everything's up for interpretation, right? I wanna see a fly out of someone's butt.

Whimsical Fairy: Worship the TOE

Nicorrette: I likw wireclub M essiah

OCD_OCD: Toe?

MercuryDragon: Ahhh the TOE.

OCD_OCD: I have opposing thumbs. Does that count? Can I be like a bishop or something?

MercuryDragon: For more information on The Toe:

Topic: Religion

Whimsical Fairy: lol...or this thread

Topic: Science

Corwin: The sixth toe?

I'm still confused... although that's a normal condition for me.

Whimsical Fairy: Ohhh, we have been worshiping the TOE for years and years around here.

MercuryDragon:

Corwin: That's one of the tough things about being a Messiah.... there's always competition.

OCD_OCD: Do we get to wear funny robes or something?

No burka, dude. I'm not covering up my nostrils for anyone.

Aura:

OCD_OCD: Monty Python:

"He's the King!"

"How do you know he's the King"?

"Cause he ain't got chit all over 'im"