Why is this on Whitehouse.gov?

OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/remove-jerry-jones-gm-and-owner-dallas-cowboys/Jnlqsjl6

WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
Remove Jerry Jones as GM and owner of the Dallas Cowboys...
We, the Citizens of the Great State of Texas, and Dallas Cowboys fans worldwide, have been oppressed by an over controlling, delusional, oppressive dictator for way too long. Request the Executive Branch’s immediate assistance in removal of owner and GM, Jerry Jones. His incompetence and ego have not only been an extreme disappointment for way too long, but moreover, it has caused extreme mental and emotional duress.

Created: Nov 23, 2012
Issues: Human Rights
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: What the hell?
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
This petition is for the Polyamorous to be allowed to be recognized as legal relationships within the United States
This petition is for the Polyamorous who wish to be allowed to be recognized as legal relationships within the United States of America.

These relationships shall have rights just as married couples and other relationships have to their loved one’s including children that may be added into the family no matter the parentage.

Polyamorous relationships shall be for consenting adults only. There shall never be a child or teen to be forced into a Polyamorous relationship and may choose the lifestyle that he or she may want.

Polyamorous relationships can be of:

Polygyny – One male with multiple Wives

Polyandry – One female with multiple Husbands

Triad – a Couple who is dating a third Person

Quad – A relationship between two couples

Open relationships / Open marriages

Created: Nov 13, 2012
Issues: Civil Rights and Liberties, Family, Human Rights
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MichaeI
MichaeI: I was born in Dallas and I would happily sign that Dallas Cowboy petition. I'm tired of losing.
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sebtheanimal
sebtheanimal: I do not believe the gov holds such powers as to remove some offending entrepreneur nor prevent him from business practice. They, on the other hand, might think otherwise.
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
Transfer funds from the drug war to fund the research and development of the genetic engineering of domestic cat girls.
We believe that the genetic engineering of cat girls could be potentially beneficial for the economy and an effective for use as domestic house servant. The money being used to fight the drug war is effectively pointless. We could be using this money to fund other much more important things such as the genetic engineering of cat girls for domestic use. The government could then sell these genetic household workers to boost the economy and try to further decrease the national debt. They could be used around the house so that the homeowners could pursue jobs to also boost the economy.

Created: Nov 19, 2012
Issues: Family, Government Reform, Science and Space Policy
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
Nationalize the Twinkie industry
We the undersigned, hereby request Barack Obama to immediately Nationalize the Twinkie industry and prevent our nation from losing her sweet creamy center.

Created: Nov 16, 2012
Issues: Civil Rights and Liberties, Human Rights
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: No wonder the government never gets anything done.
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
Peacefully grant the State of California to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government
Peacefully grant the State of California to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government.

Created: Nov 12, 2012
Issues: Budget and Taxes, Civil Rights and Liberties, Economy
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Some of those petitions make me want to laugh or cry at the stupidity of people.
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: I want my portion of the tax dollars back that it takes to support this flaming stupidity.
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Whimsical Fairy
Whimsical Fairy: lol OCD...you start the petition and I'll sign it
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MichaeI
MichaeI: I want to start a petition that we get income tax returns on Wire credits.
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Whimsical Fairy
Whimsical Fairy: I owe in every year...do you think I can use Wire credits to pay them
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: I need to trade in my bingo cards for credits if that's going to happen.
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MichaeI
MichaeI: Time to liquidate our Wire assets.
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Geoff has lots of bingo cards and slot spins that he never uses. I'm wondering if I can talk him out of them somehow.
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harlett anathema
harlett anathema: ^^^^ we can't give away our wire gift packages....
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Robot Seb
Robot Seb: I would like to file a petition to pass a law that says "Frivolous petitions that serve no actual purpose or are generated without good intentions shall be immediately denied and the person(s) that files a frivolous petition can be sentenced to a solitary confinement unit indefinitely for wasting everyone's time."

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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: I will file a petition to second that petition.
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Whimsical Fairy
Whimsical Fairy: I'll sign both those petitions
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