Why is this on Whitehouse.gov? OCD_OCD: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/remove-jerry-jones-gm-and-owner-dallas-cowboys/Jnlqsjl6 WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO: Remove Jerry Jones as GM and owner of the Dallas Cowboys... We, the Citizens of the Great State of Texas, and Dallas Cowboys fans worldwide, have been oppressed by an over controlling, delusional, oppressive dictator for way too long. Request the Executive Branch’s immediate assistance in removal of owner and GM, Jerry Jones. His incompetence and ego have not only been an extreme disappointment for way too long, but moreover, it has caused extreme mental and emotional duress. Created: Nov 23, 2012 Issues: Human Rights OCD_OCD: WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO: This petition is for the Polyamorous to be allowed to be recognized as legal relationships within the United States This petition is for the Polyamorous who wish to be allowed to be recognized as legal relationships within the United States of America. These relationships shall have rights just as married couples and other relationships have to their loved one’s including children that may be added into the family no matter the parentage. Polyamorous relationships shall be for consenting adults only. There shall never be a child or teen to be forced into a Polyamorous relationship and may choose the lifestyle that he or she may want. Polyamorous relationships can be of: Polygyny – One male with multiple Wives Polyandry – One female with multiple Husbands Triad – a Couple who is dating a third Person Quad – A relationship between two couples Open relationships / Open marriages Created: Nov 13, 2012 Issues: Civil Rights and Liberties, Family, Human Rights MichaeI: I was born in Dallas and I would happily sign that Dallas Cowboy petition. I'm tired of losing. sebtheanimal: I do not believe the gov holds such powers as to remove some offending entrepreneur nor prevent him from business practice. They, on the other hand, might think otherwise. OCD_OCD: WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO: Transfer funds from the drug war to fund the research and development of the genetic engineering of domestic cat girls. We believe that the genetic engineering of cat girls could be potentially beneficial for the economy and an effective for use as domestic house servant. The money being used to fight the drug war is effectively pointless. We could be using this money to fund other much more important things such as the genetic engineering of cat girls for domestic use. The government could then sell these genetic household workers to boost the economy and try to further decrease the national debt. They could be used around the house so that the homeowners could pursue jobs to also boost the economy. Created: Nov 19, 2012 Issues: Family, Government Reform, Science and Space Policy OCD_OCD: WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO: Nationalize the Twinkie industry We the undersigned, hereby request Barack Obama to immediately Nationalize the Twinkie industry and prevent our nation from losing her sweet creamy center. Created: Nov 16, 2012 Issues: Civil Rights and Liberties, Human Rights OCD_OCD: WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO: Peacefully grant the State of California to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government Peacefully grant the State of California to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government. Created: Nov 12, 2012 Issues: Budget and Taxes, Civil Rights and Liberties, Economy OCD_OCD: Geoff has lots of bingo cards and slot spins that he never uses. I'm wondering if I can talk him out of them somehow.
Robot Seb: I would like to file a petition to pass a law that says "Frivolous petitions that serve no actual purpose or are generated without good intentions shall be immediately denied and the person(s) that files a frivolous petition can be sentenced to a solitary confinement unit indefinitely for wasting everyone's time." | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |