What's the weirdest thing that's happened to you today?

IAmAJedi: Title seems rather self explanatory- just thought it might get me and others a few laughs.

IAmAJedi: So... my neighbor got super-high and beat himself up. The police had to be called. They though they needed to seperate a fight- but no. They ended up having to taze him.

calybonos: I found a quarter in my nose, which was kinda weird.

I usually keep my spare change in my butt crack.

IAmAJedi: Doesn't everyone?

Aussiekitty: Thats funny piggy