Who wants to be the new Wireclub Satan? (Page 2)

I was here: I have big feet for a girl I wear a size 8.

Geoff: Your husband is a well-endowed lesbian then.

I don't know why ring sizes are in letters. I do know that jewellers work in generally bizarre measurements. Troy weights - what's that all about?

I was here: "a well-endowed lesbian"

*shrugs* that went over my head. No clue about Troy weights either.

Geoff: I know that it'll sink in at some point....

I hope that it engenders a laugh then. And not an "ew".

//Edit - Realised how I may have come across and that's because I know my humour ranges from the random to the very obscure. Not out of any sense of superiority.

I was here: LOL! I usually tell him to keep his dirty hands away from me.

Geoff: Agriculture and clean hands are not good bedfellows.

Having spent three of my teenage years shovelling pigshit for a living (every Saturday), I know how hard it is to get the smell our from under the nails.

I was here: I know you are more knowledgeable then me and smarter. I'm not bothered by that fact. I actually feel bad that people have to explain things to me so often...but it is a fact of life. I'm nothing but a simple midwest farm girl.

Geoff: There is nothing wrong with being a "simple" person, happy with their life, working hard for every day of their life. It's what all my grandparents did, and I do try to emulate their example.

The fact that I am able to make the most obscure of connections with the least of effort, in my mind, makes me wonder why I ever give people like stewpot the time of day.

//Edit - I say, "happy in their life", but I don't really believe that anyone is truly happy in their life without evidence to the contrary. You, Tink, seem content enough to be worthy of envy, though.

I was here: In your defense, he can be rather hard to ignore when he follows you from thread to thread. I think he has a mad crush on you.

Geoff: It's nice to be needed.

I was here: Just think...Stew couldn't survive without all the people he follows around from thread to thread to thread. What would he possible do with his time online if he wasn't shadowing your every post. He need us...seems we haven't missed him though.

Geoff: I'm glad I give a life so far removed from my own with meaning.

I'll treat him, well not with more kindness, but with less naked hostility - as would normally befit a shithead bully like him would normally engender.

I was here: I don't consider him a bully, I actually think he is very weak.

Geoff: I consider all bullies to be weak.

I consider bullies to be desperate to find something weak in their opponents.

I was here: Well, that is what bullies do. They try to tear down people around them to make themselves seem more important.

Personally, I could care less what he thinks. He can say anything about me he wants. I also don't pay any mind at all what he says about other people here.

I was here: That goes for his little following too. I think they are all have a few screws loose.

Outbackjack: Speaking of Bullies.We need a Wireclub Satan to crash this thread and threaten to send anyone who talks about shoes,rings or clothing to Silicon hell!

Stewart75: Hmmm... like why is my name mentioned twice in this thread already... when those who mentioned it, say they don't miss me...

... little odd, right...?

Get off that floor, drunkard Geoffrey... go bash your garden gnome hubby, Tinkles...

I was here: Three Thumbs...you are far too easy

Stewart75: Such another great comeback Tinkles... guess when Geoffrey finally wakes up, we'll hear something equally as clever...

... like, how my drunken uncle bashed me as a child...

Geez............. you losers.......... seriously...........

Though please continue...

Geoff: So, I guess that's stew proving that he doesn't have what it takes to be Wireclub's Satan.

Stewart75: Geoffrey, my babbling/alcoholic... sad friend... I've gone really easy on you in this thread...

... like, don't make it any worse for yourself... k... ?

Walk/stagger away Geoffrey... though, your choice...

I was here: Hey "Three Thumbs"...I see you lost a thumb.

Did you close one of your accounts?

Geoff: Oh stew, that really was pathetic.