Who wants to be the new Wireclub Satan? Outbackjack: On behalf of Club: Rod and Braden Worship Fellowship we are throwing open the doors for nominations to become the new Wireclub Satan.Every God or in this case Rod needs their alter ego too. Everyone gets a chance to vote.The only requirements are that you are reasonably intelligent,inherently evil and dont mind eating small children. So go ahead and nominate someone or throw your hat into the ring if you think you are up to the challenge.Previous applicants or resident Satans are welcome to reapply.  calybonos: I am shocked at that comment Teece!...and a little jealous that I didn't think of it first Bravo Teece....bravo!  ƬЄЄƇЄღ: Oooo... lookey.. theres Caly I nominate him for loads of obvious reasons... most of which I will think of as they come to me..  Geoff: I'd toss my hat in the ring, but I'd like to know if I'd get a ready supply of succubi should I get the job. Outbackjack: So we have two nominations so far as long as we hold the pitchforks at bay.Does a red hot poker suffice Caly? We cant do much about the fire and brimstone but I am sure there is an opening here for a dentist to attend to all those gnashing teeth. Geoff has half nominated so far unless one the ladies will volunteer to fullfill the role of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus (Edited by Outbackjack) Outbackjack: Squidlips was our last official Wireclub Satan by popular demand.He got banned from here eventually.He said some nasty insane things and enjoyed trolling the religon forum but he would have you in stitches at some of his witty comebacks.  I was here: Witty comebacks are a "requirement" Who ever takes Squidlips place has big shoes to fill. LOL Geoff: Well, are larger than average sufficient? Because I know that there are no proven scientific links between the male member and shoe size. Otherwise Squidlips should have chosen the nick "Clownshoes" I was here: "Because I know that there are no proven scientific links between the male member and shoe size" Thank goodness for that! My hubby wears a size 14 Geoff: Not being a woman, I can't think of anything to say. Except perhaps "ouch". Wait, what's 14 in US shoe sizes in UK shoe sizes? //I was going to use the term "proper" instead of UK, but I felt that I might be making a fool of myself. I was here: They have different sizes for different countries? I didn't know that. I'll google it. Ouch...oh hell no...the man never would have touched me. LOL I was here: I found a conversion chart...I think it is for shoes. lol http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes.html Size 14 here is size 13 1/2 there in the UK (Edited by I was here) I was here: His ring size is the same as his shoe size though. When I went to pick up his wedding ring...the lady that was helping me opened the box to show me his ring. I thought she was going to faint. LOL...I think she thought it might be something else and not for his finger Geoff: Ah, so it's only ½ a size out. Depending on the type of shoe, I have to wear 11 or 12. My feet are especially long, but they are very broad. I suspect that is because at some point in my recent genetic past, there lies a horse. Which explains my teeth, and my propensity to insanity. Modesty forbids further comparison. No, I lie, honesty forbids further comparison. //That would have been quicker, but I was writing a blog. Geoff: Rings - yes. In the UK we use letters. Shoes - sizes are different in the US and Europe. Beyond that, I don't know. Lady's Clothes - Yes, your size zero is our size 4. Gent's clothes - US/UK - no, an inch is an inch. Car engines - US use cubic inches, we use cubic cm. Sorry it's the proximity to France. IQ - pretty much universal. **Whistles and gestures vaguely** Apparently, European (including UK, and US sizes are all fairly similar. Those of the far east lose out on this one. Can't say I can back this up with personal experience. But... It explains Rabbit's feeling of inferiority. I was here: Very interesting. I wear a size 6 (jeans/slacks) In the UK I would be an 8 France a 36 Germany 34 Italy 40 Australia 10 Japan 9 http://www.onlineconversion.com/clothing_womens.htm Geoff: I wear jeans with a 30" waist, 34" leg. On my ring finger I /would/ wear a U (I kinda regret having gone to the effort of measuring that). My suits have to be tailor made, due to my excess of bone length with a lack of muscle mass (I'd like to point out that a knowledge of Aristotle's principles of leverage and a black belt mean that it isn't as much of a disadvantage as one might think. An indoor job with no heavy lifting helps too). My shoe size I have divulged. Across the broadest part of my foot, I tend to break trainers, which is why I wear all leather shoes as these are the only ones to survive the amount of walking I do. If I want to run, I tend to do it barefoot. I just have to watch out for hedgehogs. I was here: I wear a size L. Just out of curiosity...why do you guys use letters for ring size? LOL...hubby rings size is somewhere off the charts in the Z range. | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |
