Kim Il Jung Is Dead (Page 9) slasian: hoho The third Kim is warning the South, "Be hold of an imminent strike, you are about to be reduced in to ashes!" From dust you are to dust... People in the South started to burn the pictures of the young leader in response to his statement. “Nuclear weapons are not the monopoly of the United States,” Lt. Col. Nam Dong Ho told The Associated Press on Monday. No significant response from the west to the threate and China prefered to keep quiet. slasian: “Once the above-said special actions kick off, they will reduce all the rat-like groups and the bases for provocations to ashes in three or four minutes, in much shorter time, by unprecedented peculiar means and methods of our own style,” the right word of the Korean Central News Agency. Here is the Hero Of the South's inspiring words. “We urge North Korea to immediately stop this practice,” Unification Ministry spokesman Kim Hyung-suk told reporters, according to the ministry. “We express deep concern that the North’s threats and accusations have worsened inter-Korean ties and heightened tensions.” slasian: The military parade was merely "a nice dog and pony show", two German experts have said. Mr Schiller and Mr Schmucker said the surface structure of the warheads was undulated, while a real warhead would have to be designed to withstand atmospheric re-entry. Haha I loved the sound of these Germen experts' name. Schiller and Schmucker!  Comrade_: "China's president pledged strong ties with North Korea, amid serious tensions between the two Koreas in the wake of Pyongyang's failed rocket launch." "China - seen as the country with the greatest degree of influence over North Korea - has repeatedly called for calm on the Korean peninsula, as tensions between the two Koreas have risen." http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17821717  Hyenablood: saboutage, faulty wiring, something shorting out, something over heating, chemicals reacting badly, lots of scientific stuff that I don't know the words for.  SovietSexKitten: a lot of bleach going around. This munting thing is kind of a one person job. The lot of you cant find your own dictator to munt P.S.- Every six months either Iran or North Korea are "escalating" tension to the brink of global disaster. I wouldn't leave sleep or pay much mind to those news stories. slasian: So this could also be one of the conspiracy theories. The whole create the tension first, make ‘em believe and then ask 'em to follow you, ehhm what if the next a day a missile burst into your roof with a big made in Korea brand? Wars and war cries always go hand in hand On related onion news of this thread; the Koreans, the north, are looking for graphic designers for the brand. What possibly could they choose as a brand? Comrade_: I don't know what caused the missile failure but some stir that was. Kim Jong Un trolololo SovietSexKitten: Jack Ethan is that you in your pic? If so, would you be interested in having a munt threesome with Kim Jong and I? SovietSexKitten: Its the pink circa 1981 leotard, isn't it JackEthan? or you want Kim Jong's body to yourself? slasian: The Telegraph and several other Medias 6,25,2012 North Korea vowed Monday to further strengthen its nuclear deterrent (arsenal) to cope with what it called U.S. hostile policy, levelling criticism at the latest South Korea-U.S. joint military drill. "It is an extremely grave military action and politically-motivated provocation to fire live bullets and shells at the flag of a sovereign state without a declaration of war," The North's Foreign Ministry spokesman said. Some 2,000 South Korean and US troops along with jet fighters, tanks and attack helicopters took part in Friday's exercise to test responses to any assault, amid high tensions on the peninsula. The Korea Herald, 6,25,2012 The Unification Ministry on Monday unveiled six ceramic jars that emblemize its drive to boost public awareness and raise funds to prepare for unification with North Korea. Minister Yu Woo-ik (South Korea's Minister of Unification) on Saturday took part in the glaze firing of the so-called “unification jars” on the last leg of a 40-day course with a renowned potter Kim Jeong-ok in Mungyeong, North Gyeongsang Province. The white porcelain vessels are a symbol of Yu’s on-going campaign to create a “unification account” to bankroll a future integration with the North. The aim is to supplement government seed money with voluntary contributions by the public. Some onion news on some unknown newspapers, 6,25,2012 The Chinese foreign minister, in the press conference held after these two news releases said, “Oh America, the wolf amid the lambs!” | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |
