Kim Il Jung Is Dead slasian: Despite this being a braking news today so what? America Obama said, America will care about the safety and protection of the North Korean nation and his government will take the matter seriously and any kind of treat which will disturb the regions tranquilly is a big concern. China Despite announcing the death of Kim Il Jung in the national television refrain from commenting on the issue. The West Though the news broadcasted on the North Korean national television clearly said he will be precede by his third son Kim Il (someone I forget the name), the west is worried that the loop in North Korea might creat a crisis in which the military will take control of leadership. The East Following the death of Kim Il Jung, stock markets in Japan and South Korea shows a noticeable decline. What is it, some kind of farcical comedy? Edit:Had to Edit out some more comical news **sarcasm (Edited by slasian)  Babycool: Durka Durka. No insensitivity intended. Butt there is always a General behind the military, pushing the buttons.  Kaotic_J: Theres always a concern that when one nutjob is replaced/dies,that he is replaced by a worse nutjob.. Better the devil you know then the one you dont.. slasian: "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers." ~ Daniel J. Boorstin I think politicians are the last group. what is the deference between Kim and the military? I think he is worse, and what the heck happen to the stock? ^^^Aloha Baby  Howdy baby? never saw you in the past six months, every thing smooth over there? Babycool: Smooth Sailing bro, its a shame that we 'the common ppl' working class, let govts, take from us and all we can do is complain. Voting is a scam. And so is taxes. Money is the root of all evil. Sad state of affairs I reckon. But stay positive and Keep fighting the good fight. Theres always hope. slasian: Oh lass, I had been arguing chickens and bone on the matter in the forums, most of our friends here hate Kim il Jung, they also think that capitalism is protecting the majority from people like him. I think they are sucking out all in our pocket and replace it with some Yellow cards for communism. Them crazy politicians! What more did they want our bone? Stay away from the violent protesters and only march with those caring a guitar, french-fries and a motto saying, "Zap 'em wiz love"Baby (Post deleted by staff )  StuckInTheSixties: Starving North Koreans across the country will celebrate the life of "Dear Leader" Kim Il Jung with an extra portion of twigs and grass. Some will get extravagant with that dead rat that they've been saving for just such an occasion. A banquet for a family of four to six.  Hyenablood: yea haw the witch is dead the witch is dead the witch is dead yea haw the witch is dead..... slasian: The party's propaganda officers are saying after twelve days, prepare to witness the resurrection of our dearly beloved chair man, I think the feast is going to be... well they had at least water. The Koreans, what the heck are they thinking, this is no communism, its just monarchical shit. The grand son is soon to be on that chair. If the US really gives a shit about those people they better alarm the medics, a massive overeating disaster is expected. Edit; had any one saw the way the broad caster announce the death, she was of full tears, I wonder those are her first tear induced by happiness since his presidency emm... (Edited by slasian) Comrade_: It'll be good to see what happens next, though I think it'll be another figure head promoting the same thing. StuckInTheSixties: His heir apparent doesn't exactly look encouraging. I think the nutcase gene runs in that family. slasian: Pyongyang has allowed South Korean delegates to 'pray' for Kim Il Jung's death. Or is it to 'pay' respect? Any how the former South Korean President Kim Dae Jung's wife is among the leaders of the South Korean leaders. Kim Il Jung is dead Kim Dae Jng's wife is there to cry. slasian: "According to Kim Jong-Il's biography, they say he has been constantly accused of dishonesty, drunkenness and sexual excess. So if he lived here, he could be in Congress." --Jay Leno "The president had a press conference about this this week and he said that the U.S. has no plans to attack North Korea. And then he added, 'Like having no plan ever stopped me before.'. He has something even more deadly in store for them -- we're going to bring them democracy." --Bill Maher "North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il may finally step down. Yeah, experts in the State Department say he could be replaced by his son, Menta Li Ill." --David Letterman slasian: In another BBC news the man was so obsessed with film making and the North Korean movie industry that he had kidnapped a south Korean director and his actress wife. The dude forced the couples to make a movie and imprisoned them for five years. He wrote multiple books outlining his views on the cinema. "The basic duty of the creative group is to make revolutionary films of high ideological and artistic value, which make an effective contribution to arming people fully with the Party's monolithic ideology and which imbue the whole of society with the great Juche idea." Kim Il Jung I had a question your Excellency, and then what would be the duty of your propaganda department? Making movies?  OCD_OCD: I hope you realize that Jay Leno, Bill Maher and David Lettermen are comedians, not newscasters. slasian: I thought you realize that the entire intention of this forum is to mock at the news? Hehehe OCD_OCD: Damn. I thought it was to comment about the death of a dictator. Silly me! Isn't there a humor forum here? Comrade_: "North Korea hails Kim Jong-un as "supreme leader of the party, state and army", a day after the elaborate funeral of his father, Kim Jong-il." from BBC http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16348858 OCD_OCD: Thank you for editing your original comment to add that it was meant as a comedic thread, AFTER my response. LOL | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |
