The True words of the greatest Wise Men (Page 9)

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You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends.

Joan Jett
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cloudygrey33
cloudygrey33: “Over a small misunderstanding God will expose how people really feel about you...”
― Gugu Mofokeng
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LoisS
LoisS: “Everybody’s so busy wanting to be down with the gang. ‘I’m conservative,’ ‘I’m liberal,’ bullshit! Be a fucking person! Lis-ten! Let it swirl around your head. Then form your opinion. No normal, decent person is one thing, okay? I’ve got some shit I’m conservative about, I’ve got some shit I’m liberal about. Crime, I’m conservative. Prostitution, I’m liberal!”

- C.R
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The giant midget
The giant midget: ""Wait till your father gets home and you will see what happens ""

my mom
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blondeystarr
blondeystarr: My Dad........ Make damn sure ya change that fucking oil every 3000 miles..... Me ..... will do
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The giant midget
The giant midget: Just a few minutes ago yelling at my mid 20 year old kids
"" hurry up guys checkout the backyard security cameras we have been robbed,someone took my money tree ""
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harlett
harlett: .

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zeffur
zeffur: re: "slasian: If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

My child hood friend love to say it though I do not know from where he heard it."

They are an illusion to test your true character.
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zeffur
zeffur: Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. Confucius.

The wisest of the wise may err.

The greatest scholars are not usually the wisest people.
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LoisS
LoisS: "I'd be like, 'Lady, get the hell away from me! You're old, you're gross -- I'm sorry. I'm sure you were unbelievable back in the 20s, when you were doing the Charleston, making beer in your bathtub, but you're at least four decades past humpable. I'm sorry.'

- B.B
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harlett
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“I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.” - Lucille Ball
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MJ59
MJ59: In line with the very 1st post in this thread...

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it's what separates us from the animals… except the weasel."

Homer Simpson
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Lilith___
Lilith___: Nauseous. Nauseated. The first means "sickening to contemplate"; the second means "sick at the stomach." Do not, therefore, say "I feel nauseous," unless you are sure you have that effect on others.


E. B. White
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The giant midget
The giant midget: Wow Womer Simpson ???????
Unbelievable how much education and civilization as been sliced up to accommodate the underachievers movement
Let the human race drown into liquified human waste
Better off
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harlett
harlett: .

what race of living creatures are YOU from giant midget ???? you believe you deserve to drown in liquidized human waste... WOWEEEEE for you..have many friends who'll drown in those ponds of liquid human waste???? along side of you..


Thankfully we are not friends
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LoisS
LoisS: *Coronavirus is like being in your twenties, you cant do anything about it, you just have to wait it out until you get better *
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MJ59
MJ59: But midgie, Homer was the very 1st post

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine

3DN
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LoisS
LoisS: There is a big difference between race and culture. Because racially, I am an Indian man.
Culturally, not at all.

- Russell Peters
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Lilith___
Lilith___: "You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe - but not a personality.”


Charlie Brooker
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MJ59
MJ59: Dr. Frankenstein: [as they are exhuming a body] What a filthy job.
Igor: Could be worse.
Dr. Frankenstein: How?
Igor: Could be raining. [it starts to pour]

Dr. Frankenstein: You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.
Igor: What hump?
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Lilith___
Lilith___: My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now that when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.

Jimmy Carter (US president 1977 to 1981)
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Lilith___
Lilith___: Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.


In the Clearing (1962) "Cluster of Faith" by Robert Frost
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LoisS
LoisS: You are about to read a book that my foot wrote...its called "On the Road to in Your Ass" !

- Red Forman
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harlett
harlett: ....
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything
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harlett
harlett: ...

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.
-Walter Lippmann
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