The True words of the greatest Wise Men (Page 3)

CoIin: “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to ME?”

- Slasian De Niro, in the, “True Words of the Greatest Wise Men”.

slasian: Hahahaha, I know I had some anger issues and I know most of the posts here are mine

"I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics." Frank Zappa

CoIin: "I love it when you sing. You're honest when you sing.... Why don't you just sing?"

- Ava Gardner to Frank Sinatra

Stewart75: Did Frank Sinatra have a comb-over like you Colin...? ............

Hmmm............ let me check............

Stewart75: Haha! surprise, surprise................. he did........... though his wasn't orange like yours Colin........

slasian: “This family believes in the Easter bunny, he died for our sins in that helicopter crash. Now if you wa’ne go to hell that’s fine but don’t drag the rest of us down with you like a mentally handicapped Rooster.” Pieter Griffin in Family Guy

This is for all the ‘I am independent’ atheist guys, don’t drag us dawn

CoIin: "Be ye therefore wise as serpents and harmless as doves"

slasian: "God only protects the strong" Agamemnon in Iliad

Edit= On a second thought it could also be from the movie Troy. To be honest I loved the Movie more than the epic.

CoIin: Briseis: Why did you choose this life? The life of a great warrior?
Brad, er, Achilles : I chose nothing. I was born, and this is what I am.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeccccccccccccctttttttttttttttttttooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

slasian: "Among Zen Buddhists it is said, “When you meet another bodhisattva on the road, greet him with neither words nor silence.That leaves you with a vast selection of barnyard noises from
which to choose."

Kerry Thornley, Discordian Society Co-founder, Prinicipia Discordia, 5th edition introduction. I recommend this book for religious bigots like Colin and I

CoIin:

CoIin: You talkin' to ME?

slasian: “Get your ducks in a raw” Charily Harper
“It is confusing; you can’t get them in a raw they are ducks! They move willy-nilly.” Jeck Harper (In Two and Half Men)

Corwin: "You got a real purdy mouth..."

--- Shotgun toting hillbilly in the movie Deliverance.

CoIin: "Homo hominem lupus" (Man is a wolf to man)

Oh wait! Hang on.....

"[Wolves] pair for life, they are faithful and affectionate spouses and parents, they show great loyalty to their pack and great courage and persistence in the face of difficulties, they carefully respect one another's territories, keep their dens clean, and extremely seldom kill anything that they do not need for dinner. If they fight with another wolf, the encounter normally ends with a submission. They have an inhibition about killing the suppliant and about attacking females and cubs."

Man is a wolf to man? I think not

It's much worse than that.

davidk14: .

Corvin,

I watched that movie only once when it came out. Once was enough.

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slasian: "May the Gods keep the wolfs behind the hills and our women in our bed!"
Menelaus in Troy.

Paris toasts to that and go straight to Helen in lupine style. Poor Menelaus, the wolf was in his bed too

Corwin: How about truthful words from great wise women?

slasian: "women are men with the wooooooooo"
The wise words of slasian's grandpa.

CoIin: .
"It was a woman that drove me to drink. But I was heading in that direction anyway"

- Erm, unsourced

CoIin: The intellectual tradition is one of servility to power, and if I didn't betray it I'd be ashamed of myself.

- Noam Chomsky

slasian: "Chivalry is dead and women killed it"
David Chappelle in "killing Them Softly"

Corwin: "Women.... you can't live "with" them, pass the beer-nuts."

-- Norm from Cheers.

R E B E C C A: We bring you gold, frankincense, and myrrh

--the wise men

Corwin: "Anybody who thinks they can kiss a woman and drive a car at the same time, is not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. "
--- Albert Einstein