The True words of the greatest Wise Men

slasian: "If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They are about to announce the lottery numbers" Homer Simpson.

What more do you know? FOR ME HOMER WAS ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT OUR NATURE.

slasian: “When a monkey nibbles a man’s penis that is funny in every language.”
Alan from the Hangover 2

DiIIy: Loved HO1 unimpressed with HO2 and that seen was more gross than funny.

slasian: you are welcome to post yours What are the true words. (Isn't it funny, to see a monkey on ... and does it need a common language that was why I say it is true.

slasian: "May the gods keep the wolves behind the hills and our women in our bed."

Menelaus of Sparta said this and toast to Paris, Paris didn't even care to drink from the cup, he goes upstairs and bonk Menelaus's wife Helen.

slasian: If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

My child hood friend love to say it though I do not know from where he heard it.

slasian: "You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
Homer Simpson again

slasian: I am a living thing I live and that's what I do for life.
Slasian Billu.

Comrade_: "A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
-Groucho Marx.


..that's how I feel while reading some stuff on wire.

slasian: "Oh look there is a talking baby outside, common look"
the unnamed grandfather of Pistachio (Harold Gould) from Master of Disguise









... this is what I feel when I see people who think they know all.

slasian: One of the most ironic things about capitalism is that the capitalist will sell you the rope to hang himself with. Actually they will give you the money to make a movie that makes them look bad, if they believe they can make money off it.

Michael Moore

Comrade_: "The life of a single human being is worth a million times more than all the property of the richest man on earth." - C.Guevara

Comrade_: "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
(Not from a famous man, but from a movie.)

socialdistortion: You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

Jetters: Michael Moore is a douchebag

Outbackjack: Micheal Moore is a legend:


Any time you got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up.
Michael Moore

Clinton was a pretty good president for a Republican.
Michael Moore

I like America to some extent.
Michael Moore

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?
Michael Moore

I'm a millionaire, I'm a multi-millionaire. I'm filthy rich. You know why I'm a multi-millionaire? 'Cause multi-millions like what I do.
Michael Moore

Should such an ignorant people lead the world? How did it come to this in the first place? 82 percent of us don't even have a passport! Just a handful can speak a language other than English.
Michael Moore

Outbackjack: The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain

Comrade_: Debajo de tu piel vive la luna. -'The moon lives in the lining of your skin.' -P.Neruda.

slasian: Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

Morpheus in the Matrix

slasian: “No, I don’t like you. I think you’re a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren’t in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”

Terry Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg) in "the OTHER Guys

I think some times we have to be tough and playing nice will never be enough. The world is really a funny place; when you become rude people will begin to respect you or give you some attention while they say being rude is immoral. The greatest shame in our society is nice guys are always seen as gutless, weirdo, uninteresting. Ask the girls we are raising, they will tell you, they will say to date such a boy is boring so Terry was right.

Comrade_: haahaha ah top post!

RlCHARD:

slasian: "Scarlett: I only know that I love you.
Rhett Butler: That's your misfortune.
Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) said these words in Gone With the wind.

I sometimes feel that to love some one before knowing the rules of seduction is a misfortune. A true misfortune that resulted in loosing ones heart, self respect, confidence and happiness. So for all underage lovers never take it seriously

slasian: Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. (That's goddamn right.)

I think it is from the The Shawshank Redemption Red(Morgan Freeman) said these magical words.

What are we doing, even on wire, what am I doing eh? What are you doing? chatting with some one over the internet and staring at a lifeless monitors eh? Get busy livin' or or get busy dyin' that's goddamn right.

Comrade_: “It was not just that Barcelona beat Madrid, or even that they hammered them. It was not just that they defeated Mourinho – although they loved that – and a starting XI that cost €292m. Not that they defeated a team that had been unbeaten. It was not even that Guardiola completed a manita of his own – he has now won all five clásicos as coach, with a barely plausible aggregate score of 17-2. It was that they did it their way.” Sid Lowe.

..in the spirit of tomorrow's clásico

slasian: 'It is always more difficult to fight against faith than knowledge', said Herr Hitler.

...in response to Jack Ethan's belief that Madrid will loose in el-calsico