oxymorons....

Sables: 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

11. Why is it called "after dark" when it is really "after light"?

12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

JeanYves72: I thought an oxymoron was a really dumb cow

Magz Rides Again: lol Sables
oxymorons...like honest politicians

JeanYves72: Army intelligence

Bell214: Accurate rumours ... a fine mess ...

JeanYves72: Womens Logic

Bell214: Adult male

Magz Rides Again: Nice comeback Bell!

Bell214: lol Thanks

davidk14: .

A just war

bad luck

beyond infinity

comfortable neck brace

amicable divorce

.

Bell214: Awfully good, David!

davidk14: *takes a bow*

Magz Rides Again: I'll second that! Good call David! *applauds*

JeanYves72: mature female

Magz Rides Again: careful Jean. You may be walking on thin ice

Bell214: Male compassion ... Pfft!

ƬЄЄƇЄღ: lolz.... why is panties plural..... and bra not?

JeanYves72: Womens understanding

Bell214: Girly man

Sables: lol
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

27. Christmas - What other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
I dunno, why do we?

Bell214: Restless sleep <--- oxymoron ... However, it's bedtime here. Night, night

JeanYves72: Womans G-Spot

davidk14: .

This topic is interesting, thank you Sables...



I just bought some toilet tissue and on the plastic wrapper it says "Angel Soft".

The picture shows a baby sitting on a cloud.

WTF...They are selling me butt paper with a dead child on the wrapper????? And I bought it?

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JeanYves72: Why do they make it look so pretty? All you do is wipe your ass with it. Oh, and for the ladies elsewhere.

Sables: what about......
cruel kindness
jumbo shrimp
awfully nice

WilliamGolding: incredibly boring