The Riddler's Corner

The_Riddler
The_Riddler: I have started this thread
And it must remain peaceful
So please no E-Fighting
And for that I'll be grateful

Please stay out of this thread
If you will not behave
And that goes for all
As attention some crave

As the Riddler won’t partake
In such childish behaviour
I’ve come to this site
As it needed new flavour

The place needed difference
A new different angle
As the other type threads
Appeared stuck in a tangle

So offer your verses
And show what you've got
Though each post must have rhyme
Or else submit not
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calybonos
calybonos: Pfft!....everytime I post a rhyme in one of your threads you delete it.

What a bloody wally!
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☀▃▂▁/V\iragε▁▂▃☀
☀▃▂▁/V\iragε▁▂▃☀: finally a thread
where I can rhyme
without the dread
of being judged this time! *stares @ skunky*
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MadHatterMann
MadHatterMann: You Call That A Rhyme?
Or Perhaps A Riddle?
Were You Out Of Time?
Did Your Tap Dribble?
For I Have Already Proven My Worth Above All
This Game Now Bores Me
Fools I Shall Watch Fall!
I Have Made It Clear
Clear As Day
That The Only One Here
Who Rhymes The Best Way
Why He Wears A Top Hat
In The Fashion It Suits
And This Man Is Beyond Mad
Yet He Remains So Cute
Yes I Talk About Me
The Maddest Of The Hatters
Now Everyone Will See
That Nothing Else Matters
For A Thread Full Of Rhymes
Will Do No Good
And When You All Lose Your Minds
I Shall Keep My Hat On Tight
Understood?
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The_Riddler
The_Riddler: I have just read your poem
And Oh, how so lame
It's really disjointed
No structure, no frame

Though thanks for your effort
It was a nice try
And may I suggest
A guide book you buy

Then go home and study
From cover to cover
And when it is read
Then go purchase another

You have so far to go
To reach adequate standard
You may not like my thoughts
It is me just being candid

Now don’t get me wrong
As I don’t mean to sneer
You do show potential
So come back in 10 years
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MadHatterMann
MadHatterMann: You Keep Saying I Show Potential
But I Call Your Bluff
My Rhymes Are So Sensual
My Rhymes Are So Tough
Yet Yours Are So Fruity
And Lacking In Skill
My Rhymes Get Straight To The Point
Yours Just Makes Me So Ill
The Riddles I Weave Are So Much Better Than Yours
Perhaps You Are The Who Should Leave
Before I Score Even More
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The_Riddler
The_Riddler: Yes, you do show potential
I will give you that
I can see there's a brain
Deep under your hat

Though my lines are like fireworks
That brighten the sky
My mind sees the future
And that is no lie

This site needed something
To give it a spark
The Riddler writes poetry
Like a walk in the park

I must leave you for now
Though I will return soon
So keep your chin up
And dance to my tune
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Stewart75
Stewart75: I'll give you the tip right now guys...

... you'll never beat the Riddler in poetry...

We all tried on Companions... and that is a phuckin' tough site...

... no holding back on that site guys... no mods to watch over us...

... and he smashed us all...

Try if you must, though his rhymes will smash ya...

Edit: Don't say you never had forewarning... okay...
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lostnthenight
lostnthenight: This reminds me of 8 mile....
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Stewart75
Stewart75: Was that memory: start, 4 mile halfway... or the end finish...
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Thuganomics
Thuganomics: Hey yo yo yo whas dis? U guys is rhyming and rappin? Well lettmeshowu how it's done dawg, chyeah!

Uh Huhuh Uh uh yeh huhuh here we go. Hey yo i be rappingstar superstar i be rapping all over dis hood huh. Yeah yall better watch out for what i can bring to the mud. ahuh yeah. cause i be the the next big thing so yall better watch out for my sting yeah. madhatter and riddler yall got nothing on me because b%#%$@&, to me you can't see. Aha all dem honies and making my monie cuz i be richer than u. Oneday someday yall see it. I'mma gonna be a superstar den i say fzxy....you. Huhuh. chyeah. Ya allright. dats wat I'm talkin bout. Chyeah. Word.
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Barnesy♪ღ♪
Barnesy♪ღ♪: I think I'll to Rap, Riddles, Rhymes today
s on my ing shoes! lol
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HaikuGuy
HaikuGuy: Peace be free
You are one
Flying through sky

Cupcakes are good
Diets no need
I puke my food

What is it
Bears on ice
Jaywalkers suffer
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