Randomness (Page 5)

MercuryDragon: Been there. Done that. Now, I prefer quarking my bend it.

Edit: Loup Garoux has a fantastic perspective on human interaction. It would be wise to listen to her, or you'll...

Loup_: lol Six. Just one of those life lessons I suppose.

Merc, MY jinx is occupied.

StuckInTheSixties: This thread reeks of irony ... or something. My vocabulary is failing me.

Loup_:



Sorry Six, I had to do it. lol.

MercuryDragon: The scent of irony is similar to that of Baconnaise. Perhaps the smell is lingering from previous posts.

More Alanis?

Loup_: Sorry. Too much Alanis?

Bacon. Now I want a BLT.

StuckInTheSixties: BacoBits.

MercuryDragon: Bacon bits!

MercuryDragon: My random thought for the day is, "Why is Mao Zedong working the soundboard at Rumrunner's?"

KrAsH: Now I know I need to get my eyes checked. I just tried to put my foot into my cat, thinking it was a fuzzy slipper. The cat stormed off, muttering about indignities and eye doctors.

Even weirder thing is i have neither a cat or slippers

Taima: Maybe you need to breathalyzed

KrAsH: Well i do have some wild turkey,but i havent started yet..

Or have I??

StuckInTheSixties: (laughs)

Well, get started!

KrAsH: Do you want to start a shitstorm in your kitchen!!

Of course you fecking do!

you will need..

1 microwave oven
1 medium sized metal pot
1 litre of battery acid

Preperations..

Pour litre of battery acid into metal pot and place in microwave and cook on high for feck i dont know,try 30 mins??

*sits back and watches pretty lights*

StuckInTheSixties: *runs into kitchen to perform the experiment*

YAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Dude! That was NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

MercuryDragon: Roflmfao

Sebbyyy =): I'm eating cheese epic cheese it's chipotle

StuckInTheSixties: I'm eating bacon liberally sprinkled with BacoBits.

Dodgersguy03: im sleepy.

the end.

Taima: *chases SITS around the kitchen yelling "YUMMMM CRACKLING"!!!!!!

Loup_: Random quote from a patient:

"So wait, my knickers aren't the loo?"

RUBY:

StuckInTheSixties: Random quote from a different patient:

"So wait, your knickers aren't the loo?"

KrAsH: Random quote from yet another patient wearing underwear on his head..

*can you smell that?*

piazzolla: a random quote from a completely different patient, "Do you believe that I am God?"