Randomness (Page 4)

MercuryDragon
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Loup_
Loup_: A cigar would be lovely right about now. Or a horseback ride across Montana. Either or.
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Loup_
Loup_: "Two weeks isn't a relationship...it's an antibiotic cycle."
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Roo_Roo_ (Wireclub Moderator)
Roo_: how come pizza is so delicious
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Teece
Teece: Why is Greenland Ice and Iceland Green? ................ silly Vikings!!
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MercuryDragon
MercuryDragon: Iceland was, relative to other European nations, very icy and so it would have seemed the most obvious name to it's 10th century Scandinavian settlers. Vatnajökull ice cap, for example, has more ice than all the glaciers of continental europe put together.

Greenland was reputedly so named by it's discoverer, the viking Eric the Red, to make it sound more pleasant. He was exiled from Iceland for manslaughter, and so must have wanted to make his new settlement sound more attractive than that of his erstwhile enemies!

His reasoning for naming Greenland is attributed by folklore, but it makes sense to me. xD

Edit: Also, "green" signifies something new, and perhaps it was named because it was a new land for its discoverers. I would further speculate this because Erik the Red's son Leif Erikson discovered Newfoundland, it would seem to follow the same naming pattern.. New land, Green land..
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Loup_
Loup_: You can argue with someone who has the personality of a corpse, but then you'd merely be bickering with yourself. And a half dead person.

Workplace violence 101.
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MercuryDragon
MercuryDragon: *passes LG the chainsaw*
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MercuryDragon
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Teece
Teece: ^^ I still say........... Silly Vikings!! Call me blonde..........
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MercuryDragon
MercuryDragon: Lmao! Silly Vikings, Trix are for Merc.
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MercuryDragon
MercuryDragon: My randomness for the day:

My cousin's FB status was, "Just walked in on my little brother and his friend can opening a frozen cheeseburger.... "

My reply was, "Cheeseburger lobotomy experimentation is necessary to become an open-bun burgology surgeon."

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Teece
Teece: hee hee............
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MercuryDragon
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Teece
Teece: Just thinking about it............ how much Tequila goes into Mashed Potatoes again?
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MercuryDragon
MercuryDragon: Depending on the mass and volume of the potatos and tequila, I'd say about three shots per scoop, but that's just me.
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Teece
Teece: Yeah!!! that sounds about right!! Awesome...... thanks Merc!
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Loup_
Loup_: Some people truly do need a coat hanger lobotomy.
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MercuryDragon
MercuryDragon: Does that go in the ear like a q-tip?



This'll make you want a coathanger lobotomy after you hear it about a hundred times consecutively.
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Loup_
Loup_: I hope this gets stuck in your head for that.

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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: (laughs hysterically)

I love the phrase "coat hanger lobotomy."
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Loup_
Loup_: If people don't ask for your advice, do not freely give it. Chances are, it will only cause heartache for everyone involved. Truth.
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MercuryDragon
MercuryDragon: Ah, the fallacy of imposition.
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Loup_
Loup_: Also, giving advice to those who choose to consistently ignore it seems to be to be a waste of time. One can only do so much for a friend before it gets exasperating. Then you simply throw up your hands and say, "All right, do it your way because you know what's best for yourself. Just don't ask me my opinion." Silly people. lol.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: My advice to you all is to listen to Loup Garoux.
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