Bad ... REALLY BAD ... Advice For Readers To Share (Page 2)

Kid wid Flamin Hair_:

Hyenablood: when visiting africa, make sure you get out of the vehicle and walk around alot. Icnore your guide's wisdom, he knows nothing. If you see lions, hyenas or any large predator, walk up to them and interact with their young, they love that. Women, a word of advice, if you are on your period, make sure to walk around at night for long periods of time. Get as far away from other people as possible, and leave your cell phone, knife and all survival gear back at camp.
If you have to cross a river infested with hippos and crocs, leap out of the boat and splash around, the wildlife will come over and play with you.

I was here: When you need medical advice...the best thing to do is ask everyone online and then follow everything they tell you to do. Doctors don't have a clue what they are talking about.

DawnGurl: Have some fun while driving in heavy traffic! Close your eyes and see how well you cab guess where to go! Especially fun with the whole family!

orkanen: The best way to test if a 12V car battery is fully charged is to hold a spanner on to the two poles. If it gets warm quickly, it is fully charged. If not, charge it.

davidk14: .

When putting out a grease fire, make sure to spray cold water on it.

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orkanen: Badgers love being cuddled.

orkanen: The trick of testing 9V batteries with your tongue can also be done successfully in your wall socket with knitting needles.

Xx_KrAsH_xX: The big red kangaroo of australia enjoys it when you just walk up and smack them across the face,its a show of affection.

DawnGurl: It is prudent and wise to post your credit card/debit card info in as many conspicuous places online as you can find. This way you avoid forgetting critical info. It may also make an interesting design element on your page.

fairgojustsaying: Crocodiles love it when you swim with them especially with a smile on your face and take some meat with you as a gift they also like coke, oh and invite a friend.

DawnGurl: The same goes for alligators; swim with them and splash a lot to attract their attention. They love to play. As always bring friends and especially young children. Teach them to swim!

Corwin: Whenever approached by a strange dog, especially large varieties such as Rottweilers, it is always prudent to offer your hand in friendship... and always look it directly in the eyes when you do this.

orkanen:
Corvin: Don't forget to pat the dog on top of its head, showing it you are friendly.

Corwin: .... and they like being poked with a stick as well... this is an extra measure of friendliness. These methods also work well with rattlesnakes.

orkanen: Matches and lighters are always fun toys for small kids to play with, blowtorches too.

PhoenixOracle: When playing with lawn darts, always throw them hard and as high into the air as possible, then run underneath them, stand and watch to determine whether you are going to hit the intended target.

Boba Fett: Children's books you will want to read to your child:

"What Is That Dog Doing To That Other Dog?"
"You Are Different And That's Bad"
"Curious Pete And The High Voltage Fence"
"Things Rich Kids Have And You Never Will"
"How To Become A Dominant Military Power At Your Elementary School"

fairgojustsaying: Overtake a Hells Angels and give them the finger that's considered a friendly gesture and you get to join the Club.

harlett: telling folks on a diet to come to my house after i just whipped up custom blend ice creams...

fairgojustsaying: How to deal with with bureaucrats, go up the front steps of parliament or council headquarters squat and drop one, then run like hell.