Bad ... REALLY BAD ... Advice For Readers To Share

StuckInTheSixties:

When you are driving, and a police vehicle comes up behind you, and turns on the flashing lights, you should speed up to get out of the way. Continue to increase your speed until you're no longer impeding the police vehicle.

StuckInTheSixties:

When trying heroin for the first time, be sure to inject a double or triple dose to make sure your experience is memorable.

StuckInTheSixties:

A great April Fools' Day prank is to telephone the White House switchboard with a pretend assassination threat.

Boba Fett: When you are young you can ALWAYS hide a big piece of broccoli in your glass of milk and it is considered polite to sneeze in front of your mum while eating crackers.

Xx_KrAsH_xX: When going through airport security scream out "Allah-u-akbar" while holding a fake detonator,airport security are renowned for their sense of humour.

StuckInTheSixties:

Flaming torches and large meat cleavers are easier to handle then tennis balls, thus are recommended for beginning jugglers.

StuckInTheSixties:

Working on a cross-word puzzle is good way to reduce the tension of driving in heavy traffic.

Xx_KrAsH_xX: Always keep a steel butter knife handy by your toaster,you never know when your toast will get jammed.

StuckInTheSixties:

Taking a bath is more relaxing and soothing when you play soft music. Keep a radio next to the tub. Make sure it's plugged in before you take your bath.

StuckInTheSixties:

Fireworks are a good way to keep children occupied. The bigger the bang, the greater the enjoyment. Fun, fun, fun !!!

calybonos:
While on vacation,crack houses provide a safe economical alternative to those overpriced hotel chains.

DawnGurl: Always check for gas leasks in your stove with a lit lighter. This provides both light and warmth and makes finding the leak easier.

DawnGurl: Firearms are meant to be discharged so always store them with the safety off and fully loaded to be prepared for action. Children should be fully aware of their location as well in case they need sudden protection from an uninvited guest.

harlett: Yell at ROD and BRADEN for bringing us the credit swallowing SLOT machine..!!!!

dang crummy and addicting machine...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....it just swallows up credits..............................

PhoenixOracle: Race your significant other to the tattoo parlor then get your partner's name emblazoned across your body in the most conspicuous place possible. The relationship is sure to last forever.

Xx_KrAsH_xX: Sniffing paint thinner is a better alternative to drinking alcohol,no more kidney and liver damage for you!

Boba Fett: When organising your holiday, be sure to find a remote location at least a days drive from any town, with dodgy reception, ominous fog and a history involving multiple brutal deaths of teenagers. Never under any circumstances believe the crazy looking guy who warns you of any danger, he knows nothing. During your stay always check every unusual noise in complete darkness wearing only your underthings. If you are a model with Paris-level intelligence you should not leave the area when encountering a murderous maniac with 20 years of killing experience because you are perfectly capable of foiling him yourself... especially if you run lots in a tight tank top. If you happen to knock down the maniac, always assume he is unconscious the first time he falls down. Happy camping

harlett: trying to friend request me....LOL..i'm very particular,suggesting you have a really big...LOL...that i'm not interested in.....LOL......

neoQHD: tie a knot of your socks together so u wont end up shouting as where is the other pair of socks..

DawnGurl: After bringing your tea top a rolling boil, fill up your cup and drink it straight down quickly, thus assuring yourself the maximum enjoyment of the taste as well as its freshness.

PhoenixOracle: When riding around town at night in a group of 3 or more guys, always cat call and wolf whistle at the lone woman walking on the dimly lit street. It makes her feel SUPER attractive and totally safe. Bonus for pulling an illegal u-turn to come around and do it repeatedly.

Boba Fett: The internet is a great place to find love and meet people of maturity and sound reason.

orkanen: Wet Paint signs are usually fake. Ignore them.

StuckInTheSixties:

Avoid password difficulties by choosing one single easy-to-remember password, and using it for every password application. Write it on a piece of paper and attach that to your computer for easy reference.

The best password for everyone is "password."

PhoenixOracle: Trust SITS implicitly...Don't worry about the next hit. The first one is always free!

calybonos:
Extending your middle finger,and spitting in the direction of a street gang member is the
internationally recognized signal that you are respecting their territory.