A Million Funny little facts and laughs (Page 4)

OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Heh heh heh
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Corwin
Corwin: :guerrilla penguin:
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Corwin
Corwin: :armed penguin:
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OCD_OCD
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Corwin
Corwin: It looks like you're pointing the guns AT the penguins. LOL
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Yeah...I obviously didnt think that one through, did I?
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Corwin
Corwin: I wonder how many penguins you could fit in a Volkswagon.
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: I wonder who would clean up the poop afterwards.
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Corwin
Corwin: Good point.... let's make sure it's somebody else's Volkswagon.
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Corwin
Corwin: I just noticed that Hyenablood misspelled the title of this thread..... it should have read "A Million little facts and laughs About Penguins".... odd that he would overlook that.
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: hyena is a she and it was her day for chubby finger errors. every other day belongs to me and my ipad
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Corwin
Corwin: Of course..... she (typo).
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Corwin
Corwin: Another penguin fact:

If you placed enough penguins all in the same place... enough penguins to reach a total mass of about 100 solar masses... that the penguins would implode into a singularity and form a black hole?
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Corwin
Corwin: Einstein deduced that if a penguin traveling at the speed of light traveled 500 light-years away, and then returned to Earth, that because of the time-dilation effect, 1000 years would have passed on Earth, whereas the penguin would have barely aged at all.
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: einstein lied. Look at his hair.
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Corwin
Corwin: Hmmm..... good point.... his hair does look quite silly. I'll bet he's never even been to the South Pole to properly test his relativity theories on a real-life penguin.
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: exactly.
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Hyenablood
Hyenablood: sigh, I take a few days off and this thread goes to penguin hell, really, these people got penguins on the brain. What will become of humanity ? ( don't answer that )
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Serabi
Serabi: Humans evolved.. penguins are now the top life forms.
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Serabi
Serabi: There truly have been some crazy and funny news headlines in the past, such as...

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case

Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Prostitutes Appeal To Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms

Eye Drops Off Shelf

Teachers Strike Idle Kids

Clinton Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse To Work After Death

Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found By Tree

Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter

Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years

Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One

War Dims Hope For Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

Deer Kill 17,000

Enfields Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge

New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart In Helping Feed Needy

Arson Suspect Held In Massachusetts Fire

Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood

Local High School Dropout Cuts In Half

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: those are great!
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Corwin
Corwin: Did you know that Led Zeppelin's hit song Stairway To Heaven was originally written about a penguin? At the last minute before recording it, they changed the word "penguin" to "lady", so the song might appeal to a wider audience.
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lizard_king_
lizard_king_: Sticking with the Penguin topic
Emperors live in the coldest climate on earth. Temperatures can drop as low as -140 degrees Fahrenheit (-60 degrees Celsius) on the Antarctic ice. After mating, the female lays one large egg. The egg is then immediately rolled to the top of the male's feet. The egg is then incubated or kept warm on the male's feet by a thick fold of skin that hangs from the belly of the male. The males manage to survive by standing huddled in groups for up to 9 weeks. During this time the female returns to the open sea to feed. During the time the male incubates the egg, he may lose about half his body weight because he does not eat.


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Corwin
Corwin: Penguins have an instinctive knack for predicting trends on the Stock Market.... and they drive around in race-cars. One species of penguin is 27 feet tall and eats coconuts.
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