Who wants to learn Football? © (Page 2)

Comrade_: ok the deal will be, I'll make the sandwiches and buy the juice but you have to cheer for our teams

err_HELLO: im too grumpy for cheerleading ill give it a try wot we called?

err_HELLO: can i not be the mascot?? N dress up as big bird or bungle bear??

err_HELLO: or the pink panther!!!

Comrade_:
we cheer for barca and manu and boo the other sides.

Barca mascot I think is a fat old man haa and manu is fred the red. ok ok hmm Pink panther as you wish

calybonos: es fut bol made from de pig skeen?

err_HELLO: YouTube

we ll need a brass band too then also to play my song as i err
drive onto the pitch in a litlle pink car like this one

YouTube

(i hope you realise and appreciate im not even a pink type of girl)

err_HELLO: lol yes we can make u into the ball!! and the ball bag too¬!!

Comrade_: yes the pig bladder...we do need a ball

err_HELLO: and we can have bacon sandwhiches too ....nothing gone to waste

Comrade_: MMMHMM good plan

calybonos: ¡Ay, caramba!
I always wanted to score a goooooal weeth my bawls,but dees iz reedeeku-less

err_HELLO: you will be scoring goals

err_HELLO: right well i need to go n practice walking like the pink panther

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DysGeusia:
pink panther rules.......................FOOTBALL!!!!!! MEN and their games concerning different sizes of balls!!!!!!! Pfftttttt.......football ain't that bad.....(loads of gorgeous men kicking a ball around).......i will be a cheerleader though......don't wanna get kicked around....(am too soft)!!...Jack.....i think sugar prefers soccer!!!!

SugarDreams: Soccer...Football...Rugby...Heck even darts!! I don't care as long as I can sit back and watch some tight Gluteus Maximus in action!!

I mean...Football is just fine

calybonos: You could bounce a quarter off of this tight rump roast.

As long as it misses the crack.

SugarDreams: <<< Takes out her quarter!! Okay, turn around!!!

Purely for scientific research purposes only, you understand!

CoIin: We dogs also enjoy chasing circular objects while salivating heavily

fairgojustsaying: I can't play but heard about mid fielder, makes me sound knowledgeable. I could be the water girl and chase after the cuties and demand they have a drink while I stand close and pant..er wait.

lavendar_star: OK I just need to be taught one thing about football and its bit of a stereotype about us women but I could never understand the off side rule lol, I did get brief understanding of it in a woman's magazine but I still don't get it.

So Jack, please explain in the simplest terms!!!! Thank you

btw its called Football people trying to hijack the name for their country own sport that they only play , so wrong lol

Stewart75: Forward of the last defender........ when the ball is passed forward....... that person is then offside.............

.......... no point asking Snoopy Jack......... it'll take the old girl a week to Google it...........

BTW.... in Australia we have 4 football codes........

AFL - the national game.........
NRL - Rugby league
Soccer
Rugby Union

......... we call them all football........

lavendar_star: Oh thanks Stewart75 OK when the opposing player is ahead of the last defender n its passed to another team mate its offside because when a player gets the ball and they are running with but they are ahead of a defender as long as they dont pass it they are still on side.

My female brain is trying to process this despite how simply you put it and I really like football in my teenage years lol Go Gunners.

Stewart75: As long as they are not interfering with play........

fairgojustsaying: I'd prefer to ask Jack, that's my choice.