Who is this?

smoke4ever: That day when evening came, Jesus said to His disciples,
"Let us go over to the other side."

Leaving the crowd behind, they took Him along, just as He was, in the boat. There were also other boats with Him.

A furious squall came up, and the waves broke over the boat, so that it was nearly swamped.

Jesus was in the stern, sleeping on a cushion. The disciples woke Him and said to Him,
"Teacher, don't you care if we drown?"

He got up, rebuked the wind and said to the waves,
"Quiet! Be still!"
Then the wind died down and it was completely calm.

He said to His disciples,
"Why are you so afraid? Do you still have no faith?"

They were terrified and asked each other,
"Who is this? Even the wind and the waves obey Him!"


Mark chapter 4 verses 35-41

Lucid__: Oh for fcks sake...
Religion is that way ------------------>

smoke4ever: that points to the right of my computer screen, there's nothing there.

Lucid__: Same as Jesus huh?

smoke4ever: What bothers you so much about Jesus?

I was here: No...Lucid religion forums is that way

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I was here: Don't slip Smoke

Lucid__: Its not Jesus that bothers me actually, its the fact you spam the off topic forums with your god bothering crap. I am secure enough within myself to know that Jesus and God does not exist.

smoke4ever: ok, then why are you in here?

Lucid__: Well which ever way they (the religious forums) are I wish he would piss off with his Jesus crap.

Lucid__: Because you have no right to post this crap in these forums. What you had no luck in the religious ones?

I was here: I have dubbed thee Smoke...I shall now call him Scarecrow.

smoke4ever: why are you so interested?

Lucid__: LOL why scarecrow?

I was here: Watch the video

calybonos:
I could wire away the hours
Preachin from the towers
Consultin' with the insane
And my butt I'd be scratchin'
While your souls I was patchin'
If I only had a brain

I'd unravel any riddle
For any individ'le
From Adam to Tupac

(Dorothy)
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be a holy beacon
If you only had a flock

(Scarecrow)
Oh, I would tell you why
A choir boy's butt is sore
I could post some things I never preached before
And then I'd sit and type some more

I would not be just a nuffin'
My posts all full of stuffin'
Fire,brimstone,and of pain
I would be Jesus' fav
And you sinners would be saved
If I only had a brain

CoIin: The meteorology forum is that-a-way ------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Unless the wind changes direction in which case it's ----------<<<<<<<< that-a-way

CoIin: Anyone got any Jesus jokes? I'll start the boulder rolling ( )

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?
A: They couldn't find three wise men.





Or a virgin

CoIin: Q: What happened to Jesus when he went to mount Olive?

Ans: Popeye beat the crap out of him

Xx_KrAsH_xX: Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture..

calybonos: I think you people are not giving this thread the respect it deserves.

Where the hell are the frickin papal police when you need them?

Jetters: There goes Smoke with his independent thought again

StuckInTheSixties:

Spammin' for Jesus ...

smoke4ever: i wonder if it would have been the same response if I posted this thread in the religion forum

StuckInTheSixties:

Just the fact that you acknowledge the difference between posting here, and posting in Religion Forum, shows that not only are you spamming, but you are purposefully spamming just to be obstinate.

smoke4ever: yeah, i think it would have been the same response.