how to be a perfect girlfriend? (Page 3)

Comrade_: ..said stewart75 with bosoms (added from OCD) sway angrily side to side as she pounds some more. Smashing the keyboard she yells "JACKKKKKK YOUU ASSSSHOLLLLEEE".
[sound of dogs barking in the background]

err_HELLO: hiya stewart lol

OCD_OCD: *ahem*. It was HEAVING bosoms.

Stewart75: He does have an on-line GF though.................

............. now that keeps him occupied........... even though she does carry a huge Greek snout........

Comrade_: Ah the visual, heaving bosoms, I might add a cat is on the lap too, and several around the house.

hmm someone has been listening to too much gossip as I have no online gf, but to know that I'm always the subject of your little chattering is very cute. Like a secret admirer.

Comrade_: stewart75 can't see what you write, Darrrling. The focus is on JackEthan the bastard who inflicts all anger and sexual tensions. haahahahaha! ah ok I might be having too much fun with this...

err_HELLO: LMAO i know i just get ignored lol i cant take any more !!

calybonos: I dunno Jack,stew sounds like the perfect girlfriend to me.

Always there for you with an open mouth.

I was here: Hey! Don't stop now...I was just getting into the story Jack

Comrade_: When one is angry everything else gets hazy..though I can't see how a pretty girl like you can go unnoticed, Darrling

adiane_z26: Omg! ... So Many answers and I only I did this question in the form of parody

calybonos: Live and learn....we got all the answers.

I was here: They may not always be right...but we supply them.

Comrade_:
Panting, she pause to stop and think but only one line comes to mind, "FIFAA. JACK. PHUCKER."
In a panic she searches through her list of recyclable stewart75 quotes, "should I use dumb dumb, should I mention his son, should I make something up, should I log off and hope this all goes away???"
Reaching into the half empty pack of cheerios she ponders...

calybonos: This is getting me hawt!......don't stop!

harlett: LOL

Stewart75: When you have your own kids Snoopy Jack, come chat........ trust me it ain't easy...... I'll give you good advice.............

First advice I'll give you.............. stay off the Chat sites 24/7.................

err_HELLO: hiya stewart

I was here: *whispers Capitol "S" in Stewart"

err_HELLO: it dont matter he never listens anyway! lol

Comrade_: after 4 minutes of intense thought stewart75 decides (audience waiting on the edge, whispering what will she say next?)

"..Aha! I'll go with an old classic, mentioning his son, sure that might get him frustrated," stroking her partly bearded chin she looks down at pebbles her cat, "I think we got him....let me add a few more dots...there....mention 24/7 here."

(plays sombre song)
It is a sad sight when someone grows so obsess over another online individual that they forget to live their own life, when all one has to hold on to is bumped threads and online fantasies, nightmares about pigs. Knowing the bed is a lonely one.

There is no sex scene in this episode...just...sadness

I was here: I'm sure X will be along any moment

OCD_OCD: with a banana for brain sex. ROFL

Stewart75: Hmmm... another of the 'best-offs' sad Snoopy rants ......... hmmm, well, I guess it was......... forgot the rest.........

........ maybe I should set a Snoopy diary............

OCD_OCD: Was that Engrish?