how to be a perfect girlfriend? (Page 2) Comrade_: I get to you don't I? Two post stacked back to back. Pound away Jack Jr, another Friday night at home, venting frustrations on everyone else. harlett: wasn't this thread suppose to be about...HOW TO BE THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND...... start by choosing your LOVERS wisely.....smile sweetly yet coldly enough to let them know if they trash in any way what they have going with you... you'll move on with out them....No IF's or Butt's about it.....then do so....... OCD_OCD: stewie..........where.......are.......your.......demands......to........ STAY.......ON........TOPIC? Comrade_: I already have the perfect girlfriend, she follows me around from thread to thread, watching my every typed words with admiration. Pretty little angel. Stewart75: Yes, you do Snoopy Jack............ though little does she know, you're a washed up old granny who takes photos................ Comrade_: hmm I thought someone said "see ya". I'm also very addictive. You're my gf, I guess we can get pass that you're not so smart in the head. I'm an open-minded man. When are you going to reveal to us your true gender and pictures? Stewart75: In my profile picture gallery Snoopy Jack............. for none stalkers to see.......... just my friends...... Comrade_: OCD don't be silly, it is a love triangle, fluffy follows stewart75 and she follows me..and I well I just browse around. sure sure sure 'just my friends to see' harlett: LOL...... i thought one of the motives behind creating WIRE -Ville was to create a never ending orgy.......................... Comrade_: haaha cus everyone suppose to have someone following them around to make the órgy cycle complete? harlett: because we all here at some time to rally round one another... while getting it going...AH DA..... good to hear you laughing this morning.... by the way............................ Stewart75: 10am Friday in the banana land republic (Coconut land, or whatever third world he's from)............. and Snoopy Jack is still on-line............. angrily bantering with Stewart.......... Like, don't you have a job to go to Snoopy..................... of course you don't........... OCD_OCD: Stewie, you need to come up with your own insults rather than recycling those of your leader. Comrade_: Yes Harlett, if you knew me, you'd see something different. No that narration seems wrong, let me show you what's happening: 10:22pm in Aussyland, stewart75 spots JackEthan making a post, she whispers to herself there in the lonely dark with cheerios stained on her cheeks, "OMG, Jack is online, ok shhh shh let me calm down and think how I can get his attention." The sound of keyboard pounding fills the night as she is reminded of how bitter and alone she is to not have friends to go out with. How Jack irritates her, she can't resist pounding some more. Stewart75: A paragraph of angry reply...................... Did I mention, he plays FIFA................... LMFAO............. | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |