Between a rock and a hole

ManBrain: I'm 24 yo guy. Not ugly, not great looking. Rregular looking. Finally got my first gf, shes great. Only thing is that she thinks i'm a pro in bed. Its a lie, i'm a virgin all the way. I had to lie though. Sometimes I had to talk about sex and talk like i'm good at it. She thinks things are good, so it worked. But now I dont want to have sex with her b/c i think she'll know. Can she/girls tell? but I do want to have sex though. We both talked about how we hate liars, so I cant tell her. But I just want us to keep being happy together. I dont know what to do, please someone, a real pro, help. asap please

Hyenablood: oh for the love of...just have sex, don't have a heart attack about 'who lied, and who was telling the truth' sex is a basic primal act, use protection and be nice. If she is a true gf then she's forget about the whole 'stud' commet and get off on you. If she makes a stink about it then move on and don't lie in the future, but don't whine about being a virgin, that only makes trouble down the road.
PS, majority of girls don't care about sex status, they just wanna get laid like everyone else.

lobsterchop: I bet she hits the dump button. Girls are usually on the holy moral side of things. When she finds you to be a liar, i'm sure you'll regret it. If you know of, can afford, and are brave enough to use a neighborhood whore, then I suggest so. Girls say nice reasonable things like the hyenablood, but their actions go another way man. Trust me.

Hyenablood: no don't trust him, manbrain, sure I can't say which way your girl will go, but don't make a federal case out it. Going to the local 'whore' won't help, all you will get is crabs, claps and a load of other really nice going away presents.
Remember not all women are bad, there are alot of nice ones out there, your gf could be one of them, don't wimp out just yet.

ManBrain: I just dont want to lose something alrdy so soon. I dont think its fair that girls say they only want guys that have experience. but they also want regular guys. "just have sex" is not easy if your gonna be dumped for it. think about it.... and i cant stop thinking about that hanging out with her alone. so i make up stuff to buy time to think about something else. i think i'm going crazy?

ManBrain: thanks for reply btw

Hyenablood: if you still have questions, then may I suggest a man named Dane Savage ? he has a app called Savage love, it has tons of topics to read (many that would make you blush ) and a 'lovecast' where they talk about a topic and you can lisen to it. He sometimes is harsh but also is real, if he knows you are on the straight and level with your question.
There is a topic called 'virginity' with 46 topics to read thru. Probably a topic on lying too.
So there is one place you can go manbrain. Don't sweat, someone on this planet has the answer to your concern.

lobsterchop: The thing is girls want two men. Before I even started chasing a gf, I got laid a few times, and i'm not ashamed to admit that i've used an escort before. YES! It does help with the confidence. YES! The same confidence that girls say they want their man to have. Build it up before you get in bed with her. ONLY so she can enjoy it and that you secure your relationship.

NO! dont go using some hooker off the street like hyena says I said. Use an escort, something nice and discrete.

ManBrain: lol now i'm doing research and stuff

Hyenablood: escorts are not a better way, it's a half a step up from a street walker. Lisen go to the savage guy, he's heard it all many times and had better advice. Lobster it does sound like you have been burned badly in the past, please don't hate my entire gender for what one or two girls did to you in the past, not all females are evil and wicked.

lobsterchop: Hate your gender? Iol, is that what you think? Females are the fancy humans and perfect the way they are. However, some things you fancy things say must be translated. Like now for example, you're speaking female, and i'm translating it word for word. Agree?

I dont hate women. I love them and you <3.

ManBrain: I dont wanna sell out lobster LOL @ the name. but i think i'm gonna read savage before finding someone else

Hyenablood: thank you, I love you too, but really, women don't speak a completly diffrent language, yes we tend to be more emotional than men (sometimes too emotional ) but what I am saying is that every woman, is an individual, what woman A does and say is not what woman B is going to say and do.
The truth is that men and women are not very diffrent, when we come together it can be wonderful or a head scratcher, but we learn as we go along.

ManBrain: thank you hyena. curious tho. what if i were ur bf and lied to get u. like this, ya know? what would happen?

lobsterchop: You won already. He wimped out for a book/article. Lmao, now he's humping your leg.

Hyenablood: Manbrain, your situation is your situation, I can't say what I would do, cuz me and your girl are two totally diffrent people.
lobster : AAAAAHHHH (laughing crazy ) I'm gonna dump you in hot water and boil you alive, BAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! we are not going to fight over manbrain, really, he's got enought trouble without us going to war over him (really ) sheesh.

ManBrain: u cant say? just pretend and think. honestly tho. i wanna know

ManBrain: : /

ManBrain: brb

~LoisLane~: I dont think she will have a problem with it dude....Im sure she will know when you start ......She might think it was sweet that you were a little wery of telling her cuz you didnt want to lose her....I dont think a "hooker or escort" is the answer for you.....For some men....Yes...But doesnt sound like that from what your saying...Good Luck....Oh and Have Fun!!!

calybonos: Can hookers be used as personal references on dating service profiles?

~LoisLane~: I dont see why not.......

ManBrain: @LOIS how bout u? would u dump me if i lied to get u this way? be honest pls! hyena wont say....and actually that is saying alot by not saying anything. it means she would leave me. i wanna know what u would do??

havent said anything yet. supposed to do 1on1 stuff with her tonight... alrdy thinking of ways to make it a crowd. im tired of trying to keep this up tho : (

~LoisLane~: No I dont think I would....I would ask you why you felt like you couldnt tell me....If it was an ego thing I can understand that BUT I dont think it would be a deal breaker......I would also ask you why you havent....

I was here: Yeah, I would break up with you, if it was me. You assumed that it mattered that you were a virgin and then the web of lies started to spin. You didn't give her the chance to decide for herself how she felt about it. You took her options away from her and assumed how she would feel.

ManBrain: before she was my gf we flirted and sometimes she said things about sex like "guys should know what to do' and stuff like that. and she said guys role to take charge and stuff. so i had to lie for that and it worked. actually kinda forced to lie. but we have tons of fun together. even she says so. idky things cant work out. its not fair that guys let girls be virgins but girls only want pros in bed. am i right?