Start A FAKE Rumor About The Person That Posted Before You StuckInTheSixties: The more stupid, tasteless and outrageous FAKE rumor, the better. DO NOT ... make any post here that is not a FAKE rumor about the person that posted before you. DO NOT ... post a FAKE rumor (or a true rumor, for that matter) about anyone other than THE PERSON THAT POSTED BEFORE YOU! Danger! Danger! Danger! DO NOT ... post in this thread if you have the slightest concern that someone might post a FAKE rumor about you that would offend you. Note: This was influenced by Dilly's "Wires DIRTY LAUNDRY thread" thread: Topic: Off Topic It's also influenced by those dumb Dating Forum threads that ask if you would have sex with the person that posted above you. Another note: I'll periodically re-post this post whenever I see fit. Return of the Son of Another Note: I won't hesitate to delete this entire thread if I have the slightest whim to do to, for any reason (including boredom, or just to be ornery).  DiIIy: Its come to light that Karma is actually the WIFE of the all mighty Wire creator Rod and made her account to spy on Wires members. StuckInTheSixties: Dilly is actually DB Cooper ... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper ... who hijacked an airliner, ransomed it for for $200 thousand, and parachuted out of it into the mountains of the Pacific Northwest. Cooper made his way to Thailand, where he got a sex-change, and then relocated to Australia, where s/he lives comfortably as a married woman and spends his/her time causing trouble on "social network" internet chat sites. (Edited by StuckInTheSixties)  ThatGirlAgain: I heard Kritz has a third nipple which she named Felix. APPARENTLY she talks to it, much like a magic 8 ball, and it makes all of her major life decisions. So I heard anyway... StuckInTheSixties: MissCellaneous has a prison record for cruelty to animals. Apparently, she used to make "duckling sex films" until arrested by authorities in an international sweep of film makers involved in duckling abuse videos. The year-long Interpol investigation resulted in the round-up of a ring of duckling film makers after her former flat-mate contacted local police with accusations. Apparently, the former flat-mate had returned home early from vacation to find that the flat had been temporarily transformed into an impromptu video studio, and the flat-mate unwittingly walked in as MissCellaneous was in the process of making what came to be called the "naked sex-dance duckling insertion segment." The former flat-mate, who has had to go into hiding, fled the scene and reported the situation to local police, who then converged on the flat-studio and arrested MissCellaneous. The evidence in case was overwhelming, purportedly hundreds of hours of duckling videos, as well as videos featuring bunny rabbits, reptiles and ferrets. MissCellaneous was able to cut a deal with the court by providing a massive computer data base of ducking sex film traders across the globe, and only served two and a half years on a conviction of animal cruelty. As the judge explained, "I wish you could have been convicted on some other more serious charges, but we have no laws pertaining to 'duckling sex.' "   OCD_OCD: Perd goes to the funeral home and roots around in the bucket of used dentures instead of brushing his tooth. StuckInTheSixties: OCD poaches armadillos, and sells dried armadillo weeners to buyers from Third-World countries that use them for aphrodisiacs. She sometimes uses armadillo weener herself, too, with varying results. OCD_OCD: Sixties secretly watches Fox News whilst hot boxing his VW. those aren't glasses, they are goggles. HannahGestalt: ocd got that eyeball from rumaging around at the funeral home (that's when he saw Perd) and that's why it's off centre making him see two of himself.  Wild__: OCD owns a business that scams money by preying on lonely people. All of the employee's are from Ghana and earn three pennies a day. When pm'd by an employee, OCD scolds them for lack of productivety. *Oh and.... OCD voted for Obama Sarcastic Dots: Imperfect_Perfection doesn't like oxymorons. Her name is a cover for the terrible lie. (Edited by Sarcastic Dots) StuckInTheSixties: Imperfection_Perfection has a secret fetish for photographic and video images of poodles dressed in custom-made dog-lingerie and dog assless chaps doing doggy sex.  Imperfect_Perfection: Stuck in the sixties name refers to the number of kills so far in his quest to become a famous serial killer. OCD_OCD: Imperfect_Perfection....Bwaaaahahaha! Sorry...I can't get dogs in assless chaps out of my head... Ehrm....OK. Perfection is actually a Catholic schoolteacher who takes knuckle bashing seriously and giggles while she works. Imperfect_Perfection: OCD_OCD is also known as orange cream dreamsickle squared, and claims batheing in a pool of melted dreamsickles is the way to retain eternal youth. (Edited by Imperfect_Perfection) OCD_OCD: You mean it's not? Damn. Perfection is the stage name for the most sought after transgendered Dominatrix in Seattle. She goes by the name of Ms. Whippit. Imperfect_Perfection: OCD has been spotted dressing as a fairy and sneaking into open windows. When caught ocd reported that he was the tooth fairy and only wished to collect the teeth to complete the mosaic tooth wall in his home. OCD_OCD: Perfection doesn't wear knickers. Ever. Not even in the hospital. She's been banned from three so far. Wild__: Are you serious??? Never wears knickers???  *sends friend request* Rumor has it:15% of OCD's profits from her scam operation goes to Hamas and other militant groups. OCD_OCD: Wildman lost the punkin' chunkin' championship to a woman with a mustache, which he secretly coveted. 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