Too ridiculous for words... (Page 2)

GONZO_JOURNALISM: DID THE RACCOON GET RABIES FROM HIM ?

Astroboy: Oh no. The raccoon tied to the bed and him with a feather or candle, Ahhhh bestiality at its best.

I think it may have been gonorrhea not rabies. The raccoon was reported to have visited the local S.T.D clinic but the Doctors will not confirm this due to doctor patient confidentiality.

Wolf Mother: Did he dress the raccoon in a leather outfit?

Wolf Mother: I'd say, Raccoon 1...Idiot 0

joskirin: OMG!! what is that guy thinking??

he can just get s%^ for free in pubs or night clubs...

buttonsss: This sounds like something MercuryfaggotDragon would do!!!!