Too ridiculous for words...

Wolf Mother: A shocking incident took place not so long ago in Russia’s Tver region. A 44-year-old man, named only as Alexander K. attempted to have s*z with a raccoon. The predator bit a big piece of the man’s most cherished organ off.

Wolf Mother: Can't say I feel sorry for the idiot.

Outbackjack: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

arkle: Not gonna try that again,is he? lol

Wolf Mother: LOL Can you imagine him trying to explain what happened to his wife?

arkle: His kids? lol

Wolf Mother: Mom where's daddy ?
He's in the hospital getting his dick sewn back on hon.

Outbackjack: If he didnt have rabies before he might have it now.

Wolf Mother: Yeah I didn't even think of that possibility LOL

Astroboy: So was he trying to have s%$ with it or get it to give him head?

mayjayran: a raccoon-OMG-to hard to even imagine

Astroboy: Yes..lol...like (said in a deep husky voice) Hey baby I love the eye shadow you are wearing.

HechizerA: lmao.... this is TOOOOOOOOO funny!

Sables: good lord are there no willing females anywhere

mayjayran: maybe it's the challenge. And since animals don't talk can't reprt them for rape. Have to be caught red-handed & don't have to be worried about pregnancy. Wonder if he wore a condom?!

arkle: If he didnt...................................It would be like one of my mutant pics!!!!!!!!!!!

WAYTOBIG: ROFLFAO
How desperate was this goof.
Hope the raccoon will get a tonne of nuts now.

repaired_goods: ok, im a pretty understanding person when it comes to sexual fetish.... but come on, this is just a tad sick isnt????
not something i could ever understand.....and its not something he could even blame on his childhood "sorry sir, i was raped by a racoon when i was a lad"
this guy has gotta have some major issues going on

Astroboy: You rekon its a challenge Mayjay...like...Hmmmm what sort of line should I use on this racoon...(again in a deep husky voice) Thats some bushy tail you have there honey. I love what you have done with your whiskas tonight darling. Want to go eat some raw fish straight out of the river my little bundle of fur. I don't think it was a condom would much more likely be a coondom. You are correct about the pregnancy thing Mayjay, any self respecting racoon that fell pregnant to him would be straight off to the clinic or a morning after pill.

shipwrecks: LOL... "Mommy, where's Daddy?"... "Well son, BITS of him are in the living room, the other BITS of him we will find once the racoon takes a crap".

Spose ya need a hobby hey.

Wolf Mother: I wonder if he wined and dined it first, where does one take a raccoon out on a first date?

Astroboy: Looks like he took it to the bedroom on the first date.

Wolf Mother: I guess he should have tied it to the bed lol.

Snookums: what kind of predator list is this guy going to be on?

Wolf Mother: Animaphile.

Snookums: he'll have to stay a thousand feet away from all parks and zoos