Whats your favorite movie quote? (Page 87)

TheCovenant: If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

LoisS: There's a serial burglar we're chasing him for twelve months, a real slickster and he gave up nothing. His sentencing was today so before the hearing he gets a hold of some peanut butter and he packs his ass crack with it, he's standing tall before the judge and he's ready to give a statement, he shoves his hand down his pants and it comes out with a glob of extra chunky Jiff, bailiffs won't come near him. Now he's looking at the judge in the eyes and licks his fingers clean, so the judge says "this poor man is insane, he can't go to prison", orders him to get a psychiatric evaluation and by the time the judge found out it was sandwich spread, the order was already signed and the guy had already been transferred, after six months in the puzzle factory they call him "normal" and let him loose, he'll never do a day in prison. One day I'm going to find this guy on the street and I'm going to kill him...

TheCovenant: But Rudolf is there not the possibility?

That my people are going to shoot me.

yes

you're not worried?

would it help?

To answer your question my friend, I acted honourably I think they know that, but sometimes people think wrong, people are people. Let's see how they greet me

what can I look for?

If I'm embraced or just shown the back seat.

TheCovenant: Captain: We’ll see about that. [to Ella] Miss, you are requested and required to present yourself to your king.
Lady Tremaine: I forbid you to do this!
Captain: And I forbid you to forbid her! Who are you to stop an officer of the king? Are you an empress? A saint? A deity?

TheCovenant: CHILOWICZ Ghetto Police, Poldek. I'm a policeman now, can you believe it? I know, it's hard to believe.
PFEFFERBERG Actually, it isn't.
CHILOWICZ It's a good racket. It's the only racket here. Maybe I could put in a good word for you with my superiors.
PFEFFERBERG Your superiors.
CHILOWICZ They're not as bad as everyone says. Well, they are worse then everyone says, but -(whispers)There's a way to make a lot of money here.
PFEFFERBERG Give me my housing assignment.
PFEFFERBERG's WIFE: You look like a clown.

LoisS: Life, especially in America, is ruled by corporations...

TheCovenant: I am Cornholio, I need teepee for my bunghole! Are you threatening me?

LoisS: What happened to just locking up bad people.....

TheCovenant: - He says, speak to the king of Can ada.

- I have. He will not listen.

He said he is also a king.He also will not listen.He says they were wrong to ever have trusted us.

LoisS: Lure the wolf with the hen....

TheCovenant: -Why the hell does everybody want my car?
-Well, l'm not surprised.

Yeah, you don't know the half of it.
All right, come on, zipperhead.

We'll let the mick stay here
and play with himself.

LoisS: People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back. So you can either hand over your son or you can die screaming alongside him!..

TheCovenant: Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it; no constitution, no law, no court can even do much to help it. The spirit of liberty is the spirit which is not too sure that it is right; the spirit of liberty is the spirit which seeks to understand the minds of other men and women; the spirit of liberty is the spirit which weighs their interests alongside its own without bias.

Metaverseguy: [Thor: Ragnorak]
Hulk: Hulk is like fire.
Thor: Thor is like fire too.
Hulk: Hulk is like raging fire. Thor is like smoldering fire.

TheCovenant: My Catholic priest believes I am a Satanist or at the very least a Mohammaden. That is not true. The Satanists Set me on fire to get me to run on grease. The Lion of Judah came to save me and taught me how to run like the wind. No matter how much you confess, you will never see Jesus, because you cannot see and he is not in your heart.

The Covenant

Metaverseguy: [Wedding Crashers]
Mom get me some meat loaf!!!!

[Happy Death Day]
You're trying to kill me over some guy?
No, also you're a dumb b*tch!!

LoisS: “No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. ...

Metaverseguy: [Clue]
Wads: I'm a butler, sir
Cln Sanders: But what do you do?
Wads: I buttle sir

wayne elliott: Not a movie, but:

"Nothing depicts despair quite like the skirl of a bagpipe."

Frasier Crane.

TheCovenant: Why don't the two of you go to Corpus Christi, get some rest, then come back and make the case on Gaines?

When i was going through law school, the ontario crown attorney office had a strict liability policy of always charging incidents of spousal abuse regardless of the circumstances or evidence. trying to roll the para dice.

Metaverseguy: [Deadpool]
Wow, you're a good shot

TheCovenant:

Hello, Hello. I have a message for you, but you're not going to like it.

LoisS: The place where you made your stand never mattered. ...

TheCovenant: lemon aide anyone.

LoisS: The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window......