Whats your favorite movie quote? (Page 65)

LoisS: Kayla: I'm tripping so hard. I just had a vision my dad was chugging beer through his asshole.

*Blockers*

hagar63: likely Lads Movie:
(Terry to Bob) "Want a coffee? I'd offer you a beer but I've only got 6 cans"...........

hagar63: "Porridge" movie (1979)

(Fletcher): "Oh that's a good advert for the public school system, prepares you for the nick. Course it's harder in here for him than for most of us, 'cause he has had further to drop. Professional man, you see. Dentist. Tragic".

(Ives): "What do you mean, Fletcher, 'tragic'? It's no laughing matter for that woman he had under the laughing gas".

(Banyard): "There's no need for that, Ives. We don't have to keep unearthing each other's past, I'm paying for my peccadilloes!"

(Fletcher): "Oh that's good. If you're paying I'll have a large one".

(Bunny Warren): "What's a peccadillo?"

(Ives): "It's a South African bird. Flies backwards to stop getting the sand in its eyes".

(Bunny Warren): "No. No. I know what you mean though. It's an animal. Called the Armadildo".

(Banyard): (scoffing)"The Armadildo.........."

(Fletcher): "No, that was King Arthur's codpiece. I think that's what I'm eating an' all".

hagar63: 48Hrs movie: (1982)
Jack: "Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you've got on a 500-dollar suit and you're still a low-life".
Reggie: "Yeah, but I look good".

hagar63: 48Hrs movie (1982)
Reggie: "Yo, man tell me about this girlfriend of yours. When was the last time you got with her?"
Jack: "I don't give out details".
Reggie: "Come on, man I've been in prison for three years, I'm tired of hearing lies about pussy.Man, when was it, last week the week before?"
Jack: "Last night."
Reggie: "Really Yeah.Was it fun, yeah?"
Jack: "Christ. Then in the morning we got in a fucking argument."
Reggie: "At least you took care of business first right, Jack?"
Jack: "Right."
Reggie: "Yo, man, does she have like, big, giant titties?"
Jack: "I can see this is gonna be a long fucking night, convict!"

hagar63: Con Air (1997)
Pinball : "How you doin', man? Pinball Parker. Armed robber, arsonist, dope fiend. Hey, I'm a hell of a nice guy, it's just I got caught."
Cameron Poe : [deadpan] "Aw, shucks."

hagar63: Trading Places (1983)
Randolph Duke: "Ezra. Right on time. I'll bet you thought I'd forgotten your Christmas bonus. There you are".
Ezra: "Five dollars. Maybe I'll go to the movies... by myself."
Mortimer Duke: "Half of it is from me."
Ezra: "Thank you, Mr. Mortimer."
[mouthing silently]
Ezra: "Asshole."

streaky: Thanks Hagar. Trading Places is one of my favorite comedies. Here’s another:
“Is there a problem officers?”

streaky: From: The Odd Couple
“For cryin’ out loud I’m proposin’ to ya, what do you want a ring?

slinebe10p: Hunt for red October. "Fly big red fly"

hagar63: Trading Places (1983)
Coleman: "Jacuzzi, Sir?"
Billy Ray: "Jacuzzi? See, I knew you all was faggots,man! You ain't gonna jacuzzi nobody! Coleman: "It's a whirlpool bath, Sir. I think you'll enjoy it"
. [starts Jacuzzi]
Billy Ray: "Hey! This is all right! When I was a kid, we wanted bubbles, we had to fart in the tub!"

hagar63: The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (1974)
Lt. Zachary 'Z' Garber: "These are the assignment desks, one for each of the lines. This is the BMT, the IRT. Here's the IND. There's our artist in residence. And right through here's our operations lieutenant, Enrico Patrone, who on weekends works for the mafia."

TheCovenant: Schindler: It's dangerous! It's dangerous to me. You have to understand, Goeth is under enormous pressure. You have to think of it in his situation. He's got this whole place to run, he's responsible for everything that goes on here, all these people - he's got a lot of things to worry about. And he's got the war. Which brings out the worst in people. Never the good, always the bad. Always the bad. But in normal circumstances, he wouldn't be like this. He'd be all right. There'd just be the good aspects of him - which - he's a wonderful crook. A man who loves good food, good wine, the ladies, making money -
Stern: - killing -

hagar63: Carry on Doctor (1967)
Mr Roper: "I've been working too hard."
Mrs Roper: "That's a laugh. You haven't done a stroke of work for three years."
Mr Roper: "Go on, chuck it up in my face. Is it my fault the labour couldn't find me a job?"
Mrs Roper: "Yes, when you put yourself down as a hansom cab lamp fitter!"
Mr Roper: "Can I help it if I'm a craftsman?"

TheCovenant: Platoon: Barnes been slabbed three times and he ain't dead. Does that mean anything to you, huh? Barnes ain't meant to die. The only thing that can kill Barnes is Barnes.

LoisS: Eric : Hey, tubby, how about a little bathroom reading? I have the August 1983 issue of Wrestling World here. There's a terrific article about a wrestler named the Revolting Blob. Gee, you know somethin'? He kinda looks like someone I know.

*Billy Madison*

TheCovenant: rainmaker: Great Benefit's like a bad slot machine. It never pays out.

LoisS: Mooj: Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you, 25?

Andy Stitzer: I'm 40.

Mooj: Holy shit, man, you got to get on that!


*40 Year Old Virgin *

LoisS: Mick Taylor: I always use a rubber with you cunts... I just don't know where ya been!

*Wolf Creek*

LoisS: Ace Rothstein.....When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed, that's the kind of love I had.

*Casino*

LoisS: Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend!

Larry: That's because he's shy.

Momma: No he's not. He's fat and he's stupid!


Owen: I'm sorry, Momma. A writer writes.

Momma: You're gonna be nothing. You're gonna be nothing. You'll never get to first base. All you do is type, type, type, type, type, type. You sit there typing all day like a fat little pigeon.


*Throw Momma From the Train*

TheCovenant: Felix Cortez: [referring to Jack Ryan] Whatever this man has told you is a lie. He LIES for a living!

Ernesto Escobedo: He is in the Intelligence business.

Felix Cortez: Exactly.

Ernesto Escobedo: YOU'RE in the Intelligence business!

TheCovenant: rat on the cops and Kaiser soze will get you.

LoisS: *The weak can not forgive, forgiveness is the attribute of the Strong*.......

hagar63: There's Something About Mary (1998)
Warren: (As Ted is being taken on a stretcher to the ambulance) "He was masturbating! He was masturbating!"