Whats your favorite movie quote? (Page 18)

1lastchance72
1lastchance72: Hey, don't knock m%$y@$w*^$z%. It's s^* with someone I love."
- ALVY SINGER (Woody Allen) in Annie Hall (1977)
LMFAO
14 years ago Report
0
lois_lane
lois_lane: "Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?" Mike Damone ......*Fast times at Ridgemont High*
14 years ago Report
0
lois_lane
lois_lane: Thug: All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?
Hallenbeck: Yeah, that's what your wife said.
Thug: Hey, would you stop with the wife shit?
Hallenbeck: Ask me how fat she is.
Thug: F%$& you, man.............. How fat is she?

Hallenbeck: She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. M%$#xzx#zwx&, if you wanna fz@y her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.!.......... *The Last Boy Scout*
14 years ago Report
0
lois_lane
lois_lane: Mr. Orange: What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?

Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fy$xy@y shit after that. You might get some b%y*w talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fy$# up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fz@# around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a b#^@~ in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. ......*Reservoir Dogs*
14 years ago Report
0
lois_lane
lois_lane: Mr. Pink: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fx~*w$ up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government f#z@~ in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to f@#x%$' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fz%~*x' surprise. .........*Reservoir Dogs*
14 years ago Report
0
1lastchance72
1lastchance72: The Dude: God damn you Walter! You f%^%~&' ayw*&*~! Everything's a f&%&w$' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the F&^$, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fxy@ are you talking about?
14 years ago Report
0
1lastchance72
1lastchance72: The Big Lebowski shit i almost forgot again lol
14 years ago Report
0
abstrectchrist
abstrectchrist: lol the big leb is one of those movies that will never die down completely... I'm gonna make my kids watch it just so that it doesn't go into an underated state of film level. The Cohens rule.
14 years ago Report
0
brightsky
brightsky: "I was just messin with ya, kid." Jim Carrey, Cable Guy.

"So what was all that stuff about 'one-in-a million'." Jim Carrey, Cable Guy.

"Sometimes you have to look real hard at a person and realize they're doing the best they can." Kathryn Hepburn, On Golden Pond
14 years ago Report
0
Krooked_Anti_Hero
Krooked_Anti_Hero: "Assholomioooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Ace Ventura Pet Detective
14 years ago Report
0
brightsky
brightsky: Oops, I goofed on the Jim Carey, "So what was all that stuff about one-in-a-million." It was from Dumb and Dumber...duh...look who's dumb and dumber now...ha, ha, ha...
14 years ago Report
0
1lastchance72
1lastchance72: Clarence Worley:

I mean look at her. It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

True Romance
14 years ago Report
0
TheMusicMan
TheMusicMan: I am new to this site, and I don't know if this has already been posted before. But, this surely is one of my favourite monologues from a movie.



In Text -

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
14 years ago Report
0
Krooked_Anti_Hero
Krooked_Anti_Hero: "Cram your yammerring skull cave!"
The master of Diguise!
14 years ago Report
0
lois_lane
lois_lane: LOLS!!!!
"I dont like to work with the little boys, cuz I use to beee one"
"I saw it, it was a run by fruiting" both from ....*Mrs Doubtfire*
14 years ago Report
0
1lastchance72
1lastchance72: Evan at 7: What time is it?

Mr. George Miller: It's time for you to do what I tell you to do...

Evan at 7: Wrong answer fy~^ bag. This is the very moment of your reckoning. In the next 30 seconds you're gonna open 1 of 2 doors. The first door will forever traumatize your own flesh and blood.

Mr. George Miller: What's happening, how are you doing this?

Evan at 7: It'll change your daughter from a beautiful child into an empty shell. Whose only concept of trust was betrayed by her own sick pedophile father. Ultimately... it'll lead to her suicide. Nice work Daddy.

Mr. George Miller: Who are you?

Evan at 7: Let's just say you're being closely watched, George. Your other option is... to treat Kayleigh like, say like a loving father treats his daughter. Sound okay to you, Papa?

Mr. George Miller: Yes.

Evan at 7: Listen close then fuckbag. You screw this up again - I'll flat-out castrate you. What you need to do, is discipline your son Tommy cause the kid is one sadistic pup. One last thing...
[Evan whispers something in Kayleigh's ear]

Kayleigh at 7: [yelling at her father] Don't ever touch me again!

Mr. George Miller: I won't.

The Butterfly Effect
14 years ago Report
0
lois_lane
lois_lane: lols as soon as I saw "F&%x bag" I new what movie it was (and an awesome one at that!)

Caroline: What did he do?
Principal Shippy: He violated school property and he flouted the law.
Caroline : Can you say that in English, please?
Principal: He wrote obscene words on the wall.
Caroline : Did you do it?
Tobias : [shakes his head]
Caroline : He didn't do it.
Principal: He wrote obscene words on the wall.
Caroline : What obscene words?
Principal : "F@y$ You."
Caroline: That's one obscene word. ..........*This Boys Life*
14 years ago Report
0
freespiritedgirl
freespiritedgirl: "Well, I guess I've done murder then. I won't think about that now. I'll think about that tomorrow." -Scarlett, Gone With the Wind
14 years ago Report
0
lois_lane
lois_lane: Excellent movie thanks FreeS.
14 years ago Report
0
1lastchance72
1lastchance72: Oh...fuuuudge...

Only I didn't say 'fudge'. I said THE word; the queen mother of all dirty words -- the F-dash-dash-dash word!
-Ralphie, Narrator from A Christmas Story
14 years ago Report
0
lois_lane
lois_lane: Loves it!

Sam: Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy! ....*The Lost Boys*
14 years ago Report
0
M_123123
M_123123: Say 'what' again.
Say 'what' again, I dare you,
I double dare you m#y@z^wxy~*%,
say what one more Goddamn time!


laugh loud everytime hahaha
14 years ago Report
0
brightsky
brightsky: Anybody seen "Sleuth", with Michael Caine and Jude Law? Such a good film...

anysay, if you've seen it, my favourite quite is when...well, I can't tell you who, in case you haven't seen the flick, but when one of the actors says, with a very broad think Scotish/English-type accent, to the other actor, during an investigation:

"Don't f%xy about"...which sounds more like, "Don't fooook abatt...", cracks me up...
14 years ago Report
0
TheMusicMan
TheMusicMan: Here's one of my favourites from 'Dirty Harry' - Clint Eastwood of course

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
14 years ago Report
0
lois_lane
lois_lane: "My name is Lieutenant Harris! In case you missed it. This is Sergeant Callahan! In case you missed it. We are the meanest instructors here. We've got you because you are the worst people here. You are "D" Squad; "D" for "dirtbags." When I say: "Hey, dirtbags!" that means you. You people are going to hate my guts for the rest of your lives. I am going to make you sorry that you ever came here"!. .......*Police Academy* (when I say hey dirtbag hahaha)
14 years ago Report
0