Whats your favorite movie quote? (Page 17)

1lastchance72
1lastchance72: That's not just a broomstick, Harry... It's a Nimbus 2000! LMAO HA HA

Harry Potter
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lois_lane
lois_lane: LOLS!!!

Burt : I thought you said if we destroyed the brain, it'd die!
Frank: It worked in the movie!
Burt : Well, it ain't working now, Frank!
Freddy: You mean the movie lied? ....*Return Of the Living Dead*
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1lastchance72
1lastchance72: Doug: I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.

Cocktail
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lois_lane
lois_lane: Nice...

Brian: I am the last barman poet , I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make , Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake , The sx# on the beach , The schnapps made from peach , The velvet hammer , The Alabama slammer. , I make things with juice and froth , The pink squirrel , The three-toed sloth. , I make drinks so sweet and snazzy , The iced tea , The kamakazi , The orgasm , The death spasm , The Singapore sling , The dingaling. America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got , But if you want to get loaded Why don't you just order a shot? Bar is open.!!! ....*Cocktail*
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1lastchance72
1lastchance72: I love waking up in the morning not knowing where I'm gonna go or who I'm gonna meet. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge, and now here I am, on the grandest ship in the world, having champagne with you fine people. - Jack (Titanic)
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lois_lane
lois_lane: Marty : See! That's what I mean - I mean, god! I c-can't believe I'm actually gonna feel up my own mother. You know this is the sort of thing that could screw me up permanently. Well what if I go back to the future and I end up being...... gay?
Doc. Emmett Brown: Why shouldn't you be happy?.....*Back to the Future*
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1lastchance72
1lastchance72: Cal: You're *gay* now?
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
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1lastchance72
1lastchance72: The 40 Year Old Virgin
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lois_lane
lois_lane: LOLS nice..

Border Guard: So, how long you've been in Mexico?
Pedro: A week. I mean a day.
Border Guard: Well, which is it? A week or a day?
Pedro: A weekday. ......*Up in Smoke*
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1lastchance72
1lastchance72: lol

The Guy on the Couch: Hey, is it January?
Thurgood Jenkins: No, it's August.
The Guy on the Couch: Really?

Thurgood Jenkins: I be from Jamaica, mon. Lord have mercy.
Samson Simpson: What part of Jamaica?
Thurgood Jenkins: Right near da beach. Boy-eeee!

Half Baked
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lois_lane
lois_lane: Bender: Yeah, I have a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardobe?
Mr. Vernon: You'll get the answer to that question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday. .............*The Breakfast CluB*
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Krooked_Anti_Hero
Krooked_Anti_Hero: "Shibedeedoibioooowaa!*toungue pop and leg slap, "Chim, Chiminy, Chim, Chim, Charooo! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Rrrrarf!
Ace Ventura Pet Detective "When Nature Calls"
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notsohardman
notsohardman: Empire strikes back.

DARTH VADER
"I AM YOUR FATHER"

LUKE SKYWALKER
"THATS IMPOSSIBLD"

FAMOUS QUOTE OF ALL TIME
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1lastchance72
1lastchance72: Dr. Emmett Brown:This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!
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lois_lane
lois_lane: haha very kool guys!!

Sheriff Wallace: What's goin' on here, Pork?
Porky: I was jus' givin' the place an enema and this pile uh shit floated to the surface. ......*Porky's*
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1lastchance72
1lastchance72: “Henry: Yeah. I killed my mama. One night. It was my 14th birthday.
She was drunk, and we had an argument. She hit me with a whiskey
bottle. I shot her. I shot her dead.
Becky: I thought you said you stabbed her.
Henry: Oh yeah, that’s right, I stabbed her.”
–Henry: Portrait of A Serial Killer
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lois_lane
lois_lane: Donnie;, Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.! ........*DONNIE BRASCO*


Last time I came over, I almost got brain damaged. You guys party too hard; you ought to be a tag team!....Tony..*Stayin Alive*
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1lastchance72
1lastchance72: Goldberg: [Jimmy King was just asked if he intends to go for the
tag-team championship] Jimmy, it looks like you need a tag-team
partner. What do you say?
Jimmy King: Bill, I appreciate it, really I do, but I think I already
have me a tag-team partner around here somewhere. [Gordy and Sean
enter the ring. Jimmy points at them] Thats him, thats my
tag-team partner. Thats Gordy Boggs a.k.a. *the law*!
Gordie Boggs: [points finger at camera in a pose] [shouts] I will
bust you!
Jimmy King: And heres our new manager, Sean "Sugardaddy" Dawkins.
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lois_lane
lois_lane: Daddy would you like some sausage!!! *Freddie got fingured* lols
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1lastchance72
1lastchance72: Very Nice

Great Gam Gam: I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.

Beerfest hahahahahahah lmao
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lois_lane
lois_lane: LOLS!!

Duke: What you lookin' at old man?
Walt Kowalski: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fzy*wx with? That's me!!

Walt Kowalski: Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the f*&y out of here."
Both are from *Gran Torino*
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1lastchance72
1lastchance72: funny lol

Tommy DeVito: Come on, what are you doing? Let's get the f%$x outta here. I oughta let him
Tommy DeVito: f#~$&@z drive. What are you waiting for?
Frankie Carbone: The car's cold.
Tommy DeVito: Get the fx~$ outta here! What f%z$^zy warm enough? Get outta here!
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lois_lane
lois_lane: You forgot to write *Goodfellas* haha

*Now go home and get your f%@y^y& shine box!!!* Also *Goodfellas* LOLS
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1lastchance72
1lastchance72: Shit i forgot lol

Rambo: "We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says "Shine, please, shine!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Joey said "Yeah." And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fz^y$%* blew his body all over the place. And he's laying there, he's f&*^#^# screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just... like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's f*x~#y' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!" I said "Why? I can't find your fy~yzw' legs! I can't find your legs!"

First blood
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lois_lane
lois_lane: OMG good one Love John J!!


Teasle: Whatever possessed God in heaven to make a man like Rambo?
Trautman: God didn't make Rambo. I made him! Also *first Blood*

"You know what I did to get in here? Nothing ,I didnt have anything better to do" ...........*Breakfast Club*
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