Is this normal?

Farouquddeen Mumtaz
Farouquddeen Mumtaz: Hi I'm serious, but I just happen to fart a lot lately. I enjoy it.

But what makes me wonder: why do I fart more than I shit?

Is this normal? Like I shit once, but fart like 5 times.

Don't get me wrong, these are 5 good farts that give me a feeling of fulfillness and satisfaction. It's just too good to be true.

Is this normal? Can life be this much fun? Is there any hidden cost or a consequence that I am not seeing?
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I K R
I K R: Its becasue you are a muslim you enjoy being unpleasant to those around you
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Farouquddeen Mumtaz
Farouquddeen Mumtaz: I see. But I'm alone in my bedroom, where all this party is discretely going on.
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I K R
I K R: ewww just eww your bedroom must stink
I cant stand farting....if i smell a fart it makes me think that there are particles in my nose that came from your arse...it makes me feel very upset...when someone farts its like they are saying, "there take that"
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Farouquddeen Mumtaz
Farouquddeen Mumtaz: Well here is one way to fix that problem: the particles that come out of my arse were one day at the core of some shining stars in the universe!
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gino1vittoria
gino1vittoria: On positive note "I think" I'm acutally starting to gain weight, Since i Joined a
gym ,go figure. I was 120+ ten had a stupid hart attack that cost me my girlfriend, me jobs, and my memory.
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gino1vittoria
gino1vittoria: hi IKR, how are you doing ???
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gino1vittoria
gino1vittoria: i'm ok I guess, looking forward to easter, thanks for asking IK
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I K R
I K R: yw
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