Fast food

Mc Lovin: I've been eating fast food everyday for 20 years. Should I be worried about my health?

ghostgeek: It sounds like you already are worried otherwise why would you ask.

Mc Lovin: You're answer is right up there with the likes of Aristotle.

ghostgeek: I've been a veggi for fifty years. I never touch fast food but what I've read in the papers would suggest that you should cut back. It's for you to decide though.

Mc Lovin: I don't know. I've been force fed fast food for years. It's not really my choice.

ghostgeek: Best talk to a friendly lawyer. You know they're only there to help.

Mc Lovin: My lawyer is the one that force feeds me.

ghostgeek: Sounds like your buggered to buggery.