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TheCovenant
TheCovenant: I was complaining to my priest about my psychiatrist. My psychiatrist said I was doing very well. My priest answered, no, no, not all. Son masturbation, food, and daytime TV is no substitute for dignified work and real friends. He is trying to shine you.Your net worth in 1500$. You tell that psychiatrist of yours to go stick his head up his ass.
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MJ59
MJ59: Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I

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Donnas_Simp
Donnas_Simp: is anyone talking about neurotechnolgoy to STRENGTHEN the parts of the brain implecated in schizofrenia?
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TheCovenant
TheCovenant: I think they have developed computer chips that they place in the brain to regulate Multiple sclerosis and Parkinson's. This research shows promise for controlling criminals and law abiding citizens. See the Manchurian Candidate for more details.
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swampandfire
swampandfire: Schizophrenia is relative. Relativity is the disease of our time.
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swampandfire: if someone said to me you've got a problem with disclosure and its going to create a vacuum i may not have walked into the nexus of it. because i would have seen how dangerous it was, but it was dangerous anyhow. fck you can't win this sht.
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TheCovenant: A strange query on this forum, does anybody here know how to get in touch with the resistance? I tried on the religious forum and they said the resistance closed down with the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. They said they were too afraid of the Romans to do anything constructive.
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TheCovenant
TheCovenant: Why do I love my father even though he is dead. Because never once did he try and convince me that chocolate was vanilla. In your face psychiatrist.
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TheCovenant: Oh crap, I've been demoted to lieutenant (by the license plate board of America). Dr Pigeon is going to freak out. On the plus side my computer tells me I am transferred to space force. Watch out for those Chinese astronauts.
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TheCovenant: i must have cost the government over 1 million dollars and all they have got to show for it is about 1 year in the can. I would leave all my money to my uncle on my death. he would know what to do with it, but that would be illegal...
Your Honor was the most persuasive, experience is the breath of the law (ps i understand the average man can last 2 minutes without oxygen before passing out and drowning on his own vomit).
I think I am supposed to shout something now sort of Like "Vilnius", is that just for show or does it have a legal basis in reality?
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TheCovenant
TheCovenant: CHARLIE Tell him.
GUST Hm?
CHARLIE Tell him why we need him.
GUST I'm not saying anything to my doctor.
CHARLIE Why not?
GUST 'Cause I don't know who the fuck this guy is.
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TheCovenant: A Russian KGB officer wants to visit his son who is a colonist in the now free Latvia.
He gets to customs right after the flight, and the customs officer questions him:
Customs: Occupation?
Russian KGB: No, just visiting this time.
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TheCovenant
TheCovenant: Thank you,thank and thank you again.
Aliens who can read your mind will always be two steps ahead of you, so there is no need to plan for the future.
When you start liking the people who play you, then you are truly lost.
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TheCovenant: group therapy response to the psychiatrist:
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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TheCovenant
TheCovenant: 1Covenant are you a Nazi, yes a little bit yes I am.
2Covenant are a racist, yes a little bit, yes I am.
3Covenant are you homophobic, yes a little bit, yes I am.

But in answer to questions 2 and 3, I would have to answer, it depends on how good looking the guy is.
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TheCovenant: My father in law hates that I piss in the back yard. He wants me to piss in the toilet and send 2 gallons of fresh water into the lake. He has got a point, I think I could do more good flipping over a police car and setting it on fire to save the environment.

You just Kant win.
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