schizophrenic (Page 6) I was complaining to my priest about my psychiatrist. My psychiatrist said I was doing very well. My priest answered, no, no, not all. Son masturbation, food, and daytime TV is no substitute for dignified work and real friends. He is trying to shine you.Your net worth in 1500$. You tell that psychiatrist of yours to go stick his head up his ass. (Edited by TheCovenant) (Post deleted by TheCovenant )  is anyone talking about neurotechnolgoy to STRENGTHEN the parts of the brain implecated in schizofrenia? I think they have developed computer chips that they place in the brain to regulate Multiple sclerosis and Parkinson's. This research shows promise for controlling criminals and law abiding citizens. See the Manchurian Candidate for more details.  if someone said to me you've got a problem with disclosure and its going to create a vacuum i may not have walked into the nexus of it. because i would have seen how dangerous it was, but it was dangerous anyhow. fck you can't win this sht. A strange query on this forum, does anybody here know how to get in touch with the resistance? I tried on the religious forum and they said the resistance closed down with the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. They said they were too afraid of the Romans to do anything constructive. Why do I love my father even though he is dead. Because never once did he try and convince me that chocolate was vanilla. In your face psychiatrist. (Edited by TheCovenant) Oh crap, I've been demoted to lieutenant (by the license plate board of America). Dr Pigeon is going to freak out. On the plus side my computer tells me I am transferred to space force. Watch out for those Chinese astronauts. (Edited by TheCovenant) i must have cost the government over 1 million dollars and all they have got to show for it is about 1 year in the can. I would leave all my money to my uncle on my death. he would know what to do with it, but that would be illegal... Your Honor was the most persuasive, experience is the breath of the law (ps i understand the average man can last 2 minutes without oxygen before passing out and drowning on his own vomit). I think I am supposed to shout something now sort of Like "Vilnius", is that just for show or does it have a legal basis in reality? (Edited by TheCovenant) CHARLIE Tell him. GUST Hm? CHARLIE Tell him why we need him. GUST I'm not saying anything to my doctor. CHARLIE Why not? GUST 'Cause I don't know who the fuck this guy is. (Edited by TheCovenant) A Russian KGB officer wants to visit his son who is a colonist in the now free Latvia. He gets to customs right after the flight, and the customs officer questions him: Customs: Occupation? Russian KGB: No, just visiting this time. (Edited by TheCovenant) Thank you,thank and thank you again. Aliens who can read your mind will always be two steps ahead of you, so there is no need to plan for the future. When you start liking the people who play you, then you are truly lost. (Edited by TheCovenant) group therapy response to the psychiatrist: what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. 1Covenant are you a Nazi, yes a little bit yes I am. 2Covenant are a racist, yes a little bit, yes I am. 3Covenant are you homophobic, yes a little bit, yes I am. But in answer to questions 2 and 3, I would have to answer, it depends on how good looking the guy is. My father in law hates that I piss in the back yard. He wants me to piss in the toilet and send 2 gallons of fresh water into the lake. He has got a point, I think I could do more good flipping over a police car and setting it on fire to save the environment. You just Kant win. when you consider that sound can't be produced in a vacuum, it sheds a possible light on the origination of (auditory) hallucinations. it is a chemical imbalance, in the sense that the law of conservation is always enacted, and what is heard is the product of soundlessness. this fundamentally requires a keyhole approach in life, in that the key that fits into the keyhole opens up the entire house. What psychologists stress is the ability to communicate more than any other requirement, in order to minimise this abnormal outcome. in the antithesis is terror. I have done something wrong again? haven't I? My client is an idiot, that's not a crime.  You Mention Paraniod Schizophrenia and Most People Shy Away from You...Shizophrenia isn't all Doom and Gloom...Not all Schizophrenics Run up and Down the Street Naked waving a Machetti... There's another side to it Very Few know about...Pronoia...The Opposite to Paranoia... I Know about it Because I've experienced it...25-30 Years ago had a Religious Experience also Known as a Spiritual Awakening...I connected with My Higher Power in a Dream...For Me My Higher Power was The Great Spirit as in Native American... It set Me on a Journey of Spiritual Healing Based on the Culture and Philosophy of the Native American... Long Story Short...I had an Incident I'm Convinced it was Telekinesis...The Ability to Move things with the Mind only the Item that Moved in My Presents was from the Mind of some One from My Past...a Message from My Higher Power the Great Spirit...the Catalyst for Me Turning My Life Around... Prior to all That My Life was in a Bad Place...Stressed Out...Burnt Out...Worn Out...Working Seven Days a Week...Alone and Lonely...Seriosly Depressed and my way of Coping was Cannabis...First Thing in the Morning...Last thing at Night... Sitting at My computer one night I Thought I was Having a Heart Attack and called an Ambulance...It wasnt a Hart Attack I Learnt Later but an Anxiety Attack... I was sitting on a Streacher in ER and it Come to Me what the Message was from My Higher Power and I Reacted...The Dr takes off and a minute later a Security Guard shows up...I calmed Down...the Dr comes back Gives Me a Pill and the Next thing I'm Waking up in a Mental Hospital... Drug Induced Psychosis they called it Because I had THC in My System or was it Pronoia Schizophrenia ??? Paranoid Schizophrenia is another Story Ive had Dealings with in the Past... 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