Chess (Page 3) Stinks_theSockPuppet: Now...the horsey thing moves in an L patten right? And the castle goes straight...And the priest one? What's the priest one do? MerchantPark: The priest one molests one of the enemy pawns. That sexually abused youngin then turns into a queen and attacks everyone with a knife when they are sleeping. MerchantPark: It was a joke which was directly segwayed into from the previous post. In addition to it being over your cowardly little head, it speaks volumes about YOU that you immediately felt the need to respond. It doesn't take a shrink to realize that you're a sexual abuse victim yourself. Is that why you hide behind fake avatar photos? Are you afraid daddy will find you and keep on abusing? Why don't you join a post sx* abuse victim group somewhere. This is a chess discussion thread and you're clearly too dumb to discuss chess.  ♫♪ B::O::O ! ! ♫♪: Lol I love this guy BabyCool!!!...he's funniest thing I've seen all day...I can't play chess to save myself...guess that means I'm doomed to wither under the infernal tirade of Sir Merchant 'AngryChessGuy' Park lol.  StuckInTheSixties: Oh man! This is GREAT! I have got to get in on this action! Mr. ChessGuy, please insult me too! I'm old! I'm fairly homely! I have a big beard! There's got to be something in there for you to work with! Wait! Wait! I've got it! Let me make a grammatical error, a spelling error, and a chess error all in the same sentence! When you regain consciousness, you can insult me! Okay ... let's see here ... Ain't it the queen that can only move diagonnal? (grammar ... spelling ... chess ... yes, I think I have it covered) MerchantPark: I'm just stating the objective facts. We have a bunch of losers who don't even know the route basics of how to play chess, or have any capacity to discuss chess, making nonsense posts in a chess discussion thread. Can you say pathetic? StuckInTheSixties: I can't tell if Mr. ChessGuy is workin' us or not. And the thing is, it makes no difference! It's hilarious either way!  lois_lane: HAHAHAHA I cant play chess either but it was a good read!! LOLS@ BabyC I think you were a little harsh with your answers tho Park..You could have just said..Your facts are wrong and then explain it like you did..But all this.."Your an idiot your a retard is weird,Have the discussion and let it be heated...Thats what a good convo is all about sometimes...But theres no reason for all the name calling to get your point across..The Ren video was funny and obviously put up to make you laugh and break the ice a little(which I guess it didnt)I must be bored if Im reading all this and commenting considering I dont play chess..Now CONNECT FOUR on the other hand theres a game!! lols lols.. Stinks_theSockPuppet: Chess! Oh, the hours of my misbegotten youth spent at the board, sharing the battle of wits with my friends, and, yes, even some enemies. We were young and idealistic, full of vim and vinegar, spoiling for a fight, but nothing could stop us from enjoying ourselves with the wooden pieces that we had loving shaped ourselves in the long winter months. I remember fondly learning all the moves of each piece, hiding the royalty behind the safety of pawns as we ate prawns and our girlfriends fawned. I may have yawned. Is that a deer on the lawn? My mind whirls now as I think back to those days and my good friends. Did I say good? How could I lower them to such depths? They were the best, the finest group one could have ever hoped to rally behind as the years passed and we grew up and moved apart. Oh, is it my move? Edit: Oh, this is my SITS impersonation StuckInTheSixties: Lemme try ... Pattekick ... no, that's not right ... Pathelick ... DAMN! Pathickle ... AAARRRGGGGHHHHH! Pasellillicke ... now I'm really getting confused ... Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah ... Fy^% it! I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!! An0nymouse: BAHAHAHAHA! i like to imagine Angry Chess Guy sat before his keyboard breaking into one of his chess fuelled homicidal rages. Shirt buttons flying in every direction as he rips open his shirt, revealing pigeon chest beneath, staring into a spittle flecked monitor as a vein in his mis-shapen subhuman head pulsates and throbs. Does he get angry at injustices such as women being killed and mutilated in Afghanistan because they seek an education? Does he rage at the thought of kids in Africa still dying of polio in todays modern age? No, instead he goes into berserker mode over something as banal and petty as Chess. May i suggest, as someone who has ur well being in mind (mental as well as physical) that u try more blood pressure friendly persuits such as Go Fish or Connect 4 maybe? Throwing in my 5 cents worth i must confess that i really do think that your only exposure to the game of Chess were through Sunday afternoons playing the game with ur Grandaddy as a boy whilst his liver spotted hand was jammed snuggly into ur shorts. Maybe thats where ur hate and anger originates and chess is an outlet to vent spleen instead of going completely beyond boiling point and doing a Jeffry Dahmer on our asses! StuckInTheSixties: I'm pretty good at Tic-Tac-Toe. I lose only a little more than 50 % of the time. I practice alot ... sorry, I mean, a lot ... and I'm pretty sure I can break that 50 % mark one day. Stinks_theSockPuppet: Before the Chess thread: MerchantPark VIP Member Lvl. 5 I realize this thread is merely for humour, but the first post reminds us of how filthy hookers who defile their bodies for money try to dignify their 'trade' by calling it 'escort service'. http://www.wireclub.com/Forums/ViewTopic.aspx?ForumId=960015&ParentId=655768&Replied=12 It's like someone who pulls shit out of an unflushed toilet and eats it a 'defecation connoisseur' Stinks_theSockPuppet: Before chess, there were hookers. Before hookers...I don't know. I can't find any of his other rants | Games Chat Room Similar Conversations |
