Curved Mirror (Page 71)

Wonderbunny: tomorrow.

There's no smoke without...

Lilith___: fooling around, that's what she said.

A day without...

Wonderbunny: a sunset would worry me.

You have to take the rough...

WineNSarcasm: roads in life to get to the highway of success

As quiet as a .........

Wonderbunny: graveyard.

Dead men...

lummox: don't.

Ask no questions...

Wonderbunny: because you're afraid you'll look dumb.

An apple pie without a cheese...

lummox: takes the biscuit.

T'is better to give...

Wonderbunny: than put it in the landfill.

Early to bed...

lummox: makes a great first date.

Spring forward...

Wonderbunny: from an attack from behind.

Reduce, reuse....

lummox: then throw that toilet tissue away.

A penny for...

Wonderbunny: change when buying a 99p item.

If wishes were horses...

lummox: who washes the hearses ?

You're a long...

Wonderbunny: way from perfection.

There's no love...

Lilith___: between a pair of socks.

Don't let your girlfriend...

Wonderbunny: wear your sweater or you may never get it back.

When the boss says jump...

lummox: you say "Now ?", "Why ?"

If you don't ask...

Lilith___: you simply complicate simplicity.

Ask me no questions...

Wonderbunny: you won't like the answer.

Teach a man to fish...

lummox: then name him Rod.

You can't keep a good...

Wonderbunny: cake for very long.

It's hard work but...

lummox: Viagra's cheap

Stand up to...

WineNSarcasm: those who would knock you down

Hip, hip.....

lummox: replacement.

Give a dog...

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