Have you ever (Page 12)

lummox: Yes
(transfixed by beauty)

Have you ever turned up to an appointment on the wrong day ?

WineNSarcasm: Yes (hahahaha; and, thankfully, I was a day early rather than a day late)

Have you ever burnt the coffee ?

lummox: No
(perish the thought 😬)

Have you ever had a light bulb explode ?

WineNSarcasm: Yes (cheap, damned thing !)

Have you ever heard a knock at the door late, late night ?

lummox: Yes
(often, back when i had a pool table, and a well stocked fridge)

Have you ever been serenaded ?

WineNSarcasm: Yes * (But would you care to sing something ?)

Have you even hidden anywhere ?

lummox: Yes
(my parents pantry, prior to running away from home). (and no,lol)


Have you ever used a periscope ?

WineNSarcasm: No (I have a fear of water...and sinking)

Have you ever gotten stuck in the mud ?

lummox: Yes
(had to be rescued by a friend using a branch)

Have you ever bid at an auction ?

Wild__: No.

Have you ever had illegal fireworks go astray and damage some property?

WineNSarcasm: No

Have you ever forgotten your way home ?

Wild__: A couple of times when I first moved up here.

Have you ever run from the cops while holding a bottle of vodka?

WineNSarcasm: No (didn't have anything in my hands)

Have you ever gotten so mad playing a board game that your threw the pieces ?

Wild__: No, I usually win.

Have you ever puked on someone?

WineNSarcasm: Yes (I'm sure at some point in my life I have)

Have you ever fell asleep on a total stranger ?

lummox: No
(the reverse)

Have you ever woken upside-down in your bed ?

WineNSarcasm: No

Have you ever thought that perhaps now you have learned all the Life lessons you have to learn ?

lummox: No
(was awol for a lot of them)

Have you ever gone into mcdonald's just to use their toilet ?

WineNSarcasm: Yes
(don't worry about missing them, they repeat ! )

Have you ever walked out of the store without paying accidentally ?

lummox: No
(only deliberately)

Have you ever trodden on a blind person's foot ?

WineNSarcasm: No (not that I know of)

Have you ever eaten ice cream for Breakfast ?

lummox: No
(it runs off the toast)

Have you ever been to an 'All you can eat buffet' ?

WineNSarcasm: Yes (but I can never eat everything)

Have you ever gotten syrup in your hair ?

lummox: No
(but i did once wake up in the back of a van, and the large sugar pacifier that my son hung up the night before had melted and dripped onto my head 😬)

Have you ever been intimate with a fan of Tate and Lyle's golden syrup ?

lummox: Yes
(nightmare to remove)

Have you ever sneezed on somebody ?