Word Disassociation

calybonos
calybonos: Tired of playing games by the rules?
Here's a chance to strike back at them!

It's so simple, even a sociopath can do it!

Write a word, and the next person writes the first thing that doesn't come into their head.
(unless of course you have multiple personalities, in which case, the dominate one will probably just grab the ball and run with it, like it always does)

For instance- someone writes; "Puppies".....and then the next person writes:

"Filthy flea carrier that your parents thought you wanted for Christmas, when what you really wanted was a bb gun or maybe a crossbow so you could shoot that damn neighbors cat that is always howling outside your window every night, because it's in heat again and the miserable thing is to fast to hit with the shoes your parents got you for your birthday, when you specifically told them that you wanted a survival knife, but do they ever listen to me? nooooooo!

Anyway, you get the gist of it, and you might want to keep your responses shorter, but it's entirely up to you.

Alrighty then. Are we all clear? Well, let's get started!

And remember, the point is to have fun!

I'll go first


umm......Cookies
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Nicotina
Nicotina: What I tossed all over the last person on the roller coaster. That, kiddies, is why you don't sit in the BACK!
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Razz_
Razz_: The skin of the human back is thicker and has fewer nerve endings than the skin on any other part of the torso. With some notable exceptions, it tends to have less hair than the CHEST on men.
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Nicotina
Nicotina: There are no bodies in the chest that is buried at the bottom of the GARDEN.
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FlashW
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Mz Demeanor
Mz Demeanor: That wasteland of dust that weeds thrive in but when I bring home a shrub, to hide behind when trying not to be seen, of course, the damn thing dries up and withers away but new weeds are popping up healthier-looking than ever making me think I should have just brought home a big ROCK instead.
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Corwin
Corwin: **rocks back and forth while drooling and mumbling incoherently**

So, do I listen to those voices in my head that urge me to strip naked and run through the streets yelling and screaming? Or should I rather just pursue a new hobby... perhaps creating fashionable jewelery out of dead insect parts that I find on the windowsill?

Bungee jumping my cats from high bridges has been a valuable source of entertainment, but ultimately has not presented any lucrative career opportunities or forged new business relationships.
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Burrito
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Wild__
Wild__: A burrito for dinner causes me to shoot fire as I sit in the bathroom the next morning. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to fail to wash after I wipe and then shake hands with everyone at my campaign fund raiser as I run for Mayor. Taking the podium and promising a cure for the flu should get me elected.

Cognitive therapy
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Nicotina
Nicotina: After repeated attempt to curtail my obsessive behaviour with cognitive therapy, I decided it was better to slap the therapist over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over....

Air Freshener
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Tompo32
Tompo32: After a weekend of smoking weed and eating seventeen currys the air freshener i got for christmas worked like a charm...
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chandy01
chandy01: After a weekend not smoking weed and eating seventeen currys I feel left out
but I do have 5 bottles of red wine.
(Edited by chandy01)
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Wild__
Wild__: When drinking red wine I often reflect on the scene of my last homicide.

Affection
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calybonos
calybonos: Affection is one of the sweetest, purest, wholesome things, that money can buy....just make sure you ask them straight up if they are a cop first.

Priapism
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Nicotina
Nicotina: Priapism is a hard subject to discuss.

Sheep
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Wild__
Wild__: Sheep are still needed by the Taliban even though they are allowed to have multiple wives.

Obstinate
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Dom_92
Dom_92: I wouldn't say that i was being obstinate about giving up on becoming a circus chainsaw juggling act, but rather that i was getting less complaints about that than my idea of performing the tightrope act with a puppy in each hand for balance.

EMERALDS
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Mz Demeanor
Mz Demeanor: I don't consider emeralds to be a beautiful gemstone. They're rather boring, in my opinion. It could just be my repulsion to the colour green. I've always hated the colour green. Green reminds me of frogs, vomit, infection and other vile items.

Enemas
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Dom_92
Dom_92: I remember the first time i received an enema. It was a drizzly Tuesday, and i had not been going to the hospital for long. I believe that it may have been my third ever visit to the treatment room and the kind of treatments i was being subjected to were becoming more and more personal.

I walked into the room and the nurse was waiting there for me, with a polite, if not whole-hearted, smile on her face. I saw her retrieve the enema from a table on the far-side of the room. I gulped; nervous about what was going to come next.

I took a deep breath and readied myself to receive the enema, which the nurse promptly and unnceremoniously gave to me, followed shortly by saying "Please give this Mr. Peters. He's waiting behind the blind."
At this point i readjusted my Doctor's jacket and performed the procedure. It was an odd memory from my time learning as an intern.

Horses
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