Story Time - One sentence at a time. (Page 2)

Corwin: But, the wizard, heart-broken by this rejection, and finding it too difficult to hum, broke into full chorus, "Touch me... It's so easy to leave me... All alone with the memory.... ".

Mask Of Dionysus: ....another green-faced fluffy pet suddenly burst out - MEMORIEEEEEEEEEES ALL ALONE IN THE MOOOOOOOOOOOONLIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.....

Wonderbunny: The noise shook the trees of the forest and scared away all the birds and mammals and reptiles.

Mask Of Dionysus: MEMORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, ALL ALONE IN THE MOOOOOOOOOOONLIGHT!.......and he went on and on, wouldn't stop! Then, his face was not puffy anymore but gaunt!

Wonderbunny: Its eyes began to spin in its head and its claws grew longer.

Mrs Gennie: but they were not claws in truth they were branches finger like branches as in the tales of old; the trees had come alive.......now his mind in fear in wonder were they the spirits of evil or the spirit of good

Wonderbunny: In short which 'branch' of sorcery was this? After laughing at his own joke for a while, he wondered if he could sort of manoever his nostrils onto a couple of the branches and remove these tiresome m&ms and skittles.

Dom_92: The wizard manouvered himself around the tree he was attached to as far as he could, being careful not to let his recently violated robes flap about and attract any more unwanted Sasquatch.

Wonderbunny: If only he'd paid attention in the Care of Magical Creatures classes at Hogwarts!

Dom_92: For a moment, the wizard was able to fondly remember those long, summer evenings of fervent study he participated in during his first 80 years or so of adolescence.

Wonderbunny: He came to his senses quickly on feeling something prodding him in the ribs.

Dom_92: As he looked down his gaze was met with that of an Elk-like creature, with large, bulbous eyes and a body that looked like it could have come from the Rorschach book of splattered frogs.

Wonderbunny: The prodding came from its horns.

Dom_92: While the wizard wasn't accustomed to such a persistent prodding in his ribs, especially by a creature that he had never seen before in all his sight-assisted years of wizarding, he tried to imagine the spell that could free him from his unusual predicament.

Wonderbunny: If only he hadn't been distracted by all the pretty witches in the spelling lessons.

Tabi202: With that said, the wizard being as wise as he was cut off the head of the ugliest of the prettiest witches and decided to send it to his culinary school to have a special spell made so this will not happen in his realm again

Wonderbunny: But this was a very specific spell and there were other misadventures waiting round the corner.

Tabi202: Yes the spell was taken and to be used at another time only the wizard can be the one who can protect it with his magic

Wonderbunny: Placing it under his hat, he went home for his tea.

Mz Demeanor: After having some tea and lemon-cream scones, he attended at his culinary school to check on that special spell being made when suddenly the building shook, the doors opened wide and flames and smoke filled the building.

Corwin: It was only then that he realized that there was a family of ferrets nesting in his underpants.

Wonderbunny: What do do, rescue the spell or run from the fire? but with the ferrets waking up, all he could do was writhe on the ground in paroxysms of laughter.

Mz Demeanor: Fortunately, one of the witches noticed his melodramatic state and slapped him upside the head and he began farting continuously until the ferrets were unconscious and then summoned the water-breathing dragons to put out the fire.

Wonderbunny: He gave her the multi use spell from under his hat and a baby ferret.

Dom_92: Pleased by the usual cost of her services, that being a spell and some kind of bite-sized mammal, she returned to the mystical realm that she came from and left the wizard with only the puzzling thought of what kind of strange adventure this day was going to take him on next.