Problem/Solution (Page 14) Mz Demeanor: have some hot chocolate with cayenne pepper sprinkled on top I don't like doing laundry  ColonelKusanagi: burn it all and buy new clothes or listen to podcasts while you're at it, works for me i ate way too much Mz Demeanor: sit back and drink some booze to forget how much food you ate I keep wasting credits trying to win a Wireclub Slots jackpot ColonelKusanagi: roll small for 2 or 3 losses and them bet big, or spend actual dollars on credits got an international houseguest and it just doesn't feel like home. Mz Demeanor: pretend you're not at home...like you're the one that traveled somewhere else  I had 2 boxes full of Halloween decorations last year but this year have only found one of them  Wild__: Forget about decorating your house, get a costume ont go out trick or treating instead. I'm on light duty and the doc says no more rough sex. What shall I do? Mz Demeanor: Try some slightly less rough sex.  I would really like some tea but don't want to make it. Do you know where I could find a replicator? ColonelKusanagi: no replicators available, train a dog to make and fetch tea there's a cat passionately moaning at my window and it's getting on my nerves Mz Demeanor: (That would be awesome if I could train a dog or cat to do that) Put in earplugs and keep blinds closed. My new shoes are very uncomfortable when I walk in them.  Mr bbb: Try running in them My car keeps making a loud beeping noise when I lock it and it draws attention to me. I get embarrassed by it 😓  Corwin: Pull your pants down around your ankles when you lock your car, and onlookers will likely pay no mind to the beeping noise.  I just farted. Wild__: hyperventilate until you have reabsorbed the gas and then go wipe just to be on the safe side. I'm taking care of a cat for a few weeks and it won't shut up. Wild__: Hold a light bulb to an empty socket. By the time the room stops spinning you will be able to turn the lights on. This cat is too skinny to make a good meal. Wild__: I don't know what that is so you should be good without any. The Intergalactic Police Agency has issued a warrant for my arrest.  S W l N E: Contact the leading lawyer from Neptune Miss Mambia Momboa. Usually done by a flashlight pointed to Neptune sending Morse code. And whatever you do, don't take off the tinfoil hat. Accidentally erased the contacts on my phone.  Dom_92: Get new friends. Remember their numbers. Nobody makes shoes that actually fit people's feet. Wild__: Kill a deer and make yourself a pair of moccasins. Eat some venison too. Its too late for more coffee and too early for alcohol. Mz Demeanor: Too early for alcohol? What kind of crazy talk is that? It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Pour yourself a beer. They are already playing Christmas music in the stores and on the radio. Bah humbug! Corwin: Simple... we dress up like Santa, put antlers on our little dog, then break into all the stores at night and steal all the music they play in their PA systems and dump it off of Mount Krumpet. Problem: I'm out of smokes. Wild__: Roll up all of the PA systems on Mount Krumpet and smoke it.  I found this cool new porn site but I'm out of lube.  lummox: Take a tip from the army and use a bit of spit and polish. My mouth's as dry as a camel's ball bag  Lilith___: There could be offered many solutions but I would write about the one that could be used as a plan Y. It is a cheep (free of charge) piece of advice. Imagine you are Beethoven ( St Bernard ), in a human image. How would you feel? You see?! By choosing a lesser evil we solve the problem. Imagination plus comparison! Voila! My boy-friend is moaning louder than me, which is ridiculous. How to shut him up? (Edited by Lilith___) |