USE MY LAST WORD (Page 435)

lummox: Being right is not a patch on being happy

JaneUK: Happy patches leave stains

WineNSarcasm: Stains resistant to cleaning are a problem

JaneUK: problem being that the reminder is always there

kingdafella: There seems to be a problem here...

*** GTG ladies and lummy. Its 9am my time. I will be back in 48 hours. Off riding my bike to a gathering of old school chums.

JaneUK: here is very strange place where connections often lead to strange places

lummox: Places i have lived include a priory, and an outside toilet

JaneUK: toilet cubicles make for very compact residences

kingdafella: residences with nudist colony nearby experiences higher cases of male spouses spending more time jogging with binoculars around their neck.

WineNSarcasm: Neck and neck they ran until the finish line when one surprisingly pulled ahead

lummox: "Ahead of your time", is polite way of peeps telling you you're nuts

WarriorMouse: Nuts are enjoyed by squirrels and other rodents.

lummox: Rodents have never made it to the South Pole

WineNSarcasm: Pole dancing is not as easy as it may first appear

lummox: Appear incompetent to minor officials rendering them happy to help

kingdafella: "Help me, I help you" most faveroute line used by politicians

lummox: Politicians only help themselves and their friends

Lilith___: "Friends" sounds exaggeratedly.

kingdafella: exaggeratedly highlighting their ambiguous good deeds when speaking to the press is their common behaviour

lummox: Behavioral therapy is money for old rope

Lilith___: Rope ladders from my balcony wait for you.

lummox: 🎶 You don't know the shape i'm in 🎤

Wonderbunny: In sickness and in health.

lummox: Health and safety taint the gene pool

Wonderbunny: Pool our resources and get the job done.