USE MY LAST WORD (Page 432)

lummox: Hit the ground running.

WineNSarcasm: Running makes you tired and sweaty

lummox: Sweaty socks are not ideal for straining vegetables.

WineNSarcasm: Vegetables are a necessity for a healthy life

lummox: Life is as sweet as the people you meet.

WineNSarcasm: Meet and Greets can be fun

lummox: 'Fun size' isn't always small.

WineNSarcasm: Small things come in Beautiful packages

lummox: Packages in the post feel like unbirthday presents.

WineNSarcasm: Presents are memories you can hold

lummox: "Hold your horses" is not intentionally rude.

WineNSarcasm: Rude comments are said by all at one time or another

ShaymfullyMe: Another one bites the dust

lummox: Dust before vacuuming, or after ?

WineNSarcasm: After that, Cinderella, you can clean the fireplace

lummox: Fireplace dogs never need walking.

FunkyBiscuits82: Walking with your mouth always open is not a good idea.

WineNSarcasm: Idea patterns seem to flow best in the shower

lummox: Shower curtains have the clammy touch of a swamp monster.

lummox: Monster movies are inherently funny.

WineNSarcasm: Funny, that this particular post is going nowhere fast *

lummox: Fast food often seems as if someone's chewed it before.

kingdafella: Before you pile up too many tomorrows make sure you dont end up with too may empty yesterdays. Seize the day!

lummox: Day release is the common denominator between colleges and prisons.

kingdafella: prisons would be the ideal place to get a role model

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