USE MY LAST WORD (Page 414) lummox: Men usually prefer it hot, strong, and straight up 😉 Shooz: Up is often the only way to go unless, of course, you're getting on down lummox: Down in the mouth ?, then stop biting ducks Shooz: Ducks are tasty, even more so with orange sauce lummox: Sauce is something to relish WarriorMouse: Relish, sauerkraut and mustard are my favorite toppings on a hot dog Shooz: Dog or cat ? The dilema of what to have as a pet troubles most people lummox: People who live in glass houses are as weird as they are sweaty lummox: sweaty sumos should shun shared saunas lummox: saunas ~ for hot and steamy sex lummox: sex your chicks with a gentle squeeze WarriorMouse: Squeeze fresh oranges into juice for a delightful addition to a weekend breakfast lummox: 'Breakfast of champions' sounds a bit too health conscious for me, i'd rather have a full english. suescad: When I visited Italy, i went to a restaurant and ordered a pizza in English. Next thing i knew i saw them throw it in a fireplace. lummox: Fireplace dogs can be worth a lot of money. joe438: Money is the root of all evil. Grab a handful of evil, pull it out of the ground and you'll be rich. lummox: Rich gravy enhances the appeal of any roast dinner. joe438: Dinner is on me, unless the waiter trips and spills it. Then it's on the floor. lummox: Floor polishing machines are not suitable for cleaning teeth. joe438: "Teeth, two front for Christmas, all I want" sang the Jedi master. lummox: Master system games no longer command my attention. joe438: "Attention, K-Mart shoppers!" lummox: shoppers with trolleys are a threat to our ankles. lummox: ankles with bracelets are cute. WarriorMouse: Cute animated internet mice are mostly sophisticated and do not leave little "calling cards" like real rodents | |
