5 Word Story (Page 269)

lummox: sporting a fine pair of

kingdafella: Gucci cross trainer running shoes

lummox: "Are you ready to order ?"

kingdafella: said the captain while holding...

lummox: his nose between two fingers

kingdafella: ...as the pong still lingers ...

lummox: "We have some fine wines"

kingdafella: Suggested the captain to the...

Wonderbunny: customers. Or perhaps something stronger

lummox: the bag he produced contained

kingdafella: an IED primed to explode...

lummox: on contact with ice cubes

kingdafella: in a glass of bloodymary

lummox: "five bloody Marys please waiter"

kingdafella: kaboom the IED goes off

lummox: and when the dust settled

kingdafella: .. body parts, blood was everywhere...

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lummox: and a hole had appeared

kingdafella: ...at ground zero where the..

lummox: Nuns and penguins had gathered

kingdafella: to do their routine arobics

lummox: eager to escape, our hero

kingdafella: jump into the nearest dustbin

Wonderbunny: his spiritual home since he

kingdafella: was born in a shoebox

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