Add a sentence.. _FaTiMa_: Let's make up an interesting story, I'll start with a sentence and every post adds one sentence... With dread in my stomach I walked down the dark hallway, as I opened the front door I was shocked to see... hobostu: Elvis Presley, or rather a very drunk and disheveled Elvis Impersonator, who grimaced at me and said... A_Muse_Mint101: I thought of a response, but to my dismay, it was lost by the red text eating colossal waste of a bot. So naturally .. Excellency: I ate the red text, and thanked elvis for his appearance. While he gyrated and sang me a tune much like ...... PALE: the police's - dont stand so close to me, it was only as a squeezed passed *Elvis* did i realise that he wasn't sing fiction. The guy stunk to high heaven... of hobostu: So I did what any decent woman would do when a filthy, drunk, hobo-esque Elvis impersonator showed up at her door, and I invited him in for.... hobostu: hard as a rock and a bit linty from being in my coat pocket for so long, but I reckon he wasn't gonna find much better staggering through the streets at night... Excellency: Mock Elvis was actually quite an interesting dude. Once you got talking to him he described his...... NumbnutzANumpty: toenails, and how he liked to keep the clippings in a large brown envelope. Someday he was going to... Krooked_Anti_Hero: Suddenly Bruce Cambell pops up out of the grave dressed as Bubba Ho Tep saying that HE was the REAL KING and that if noone agreed that he would unleash HELLISH plague upon them all causing... hobostu: ...while speaking of his prized toenail collection, he patted his shirt pocket to assure himself they were safe where they should be, when his face turned bone white.... Krooked_Anti_Hero: Zombies Threw themselves at the masses causing HUGE panic and everyone decided it was a good time to go and pull their old guns out and go hunting for feral dog zombies and whatever else they could point their crosshairs at. Eventually the president jumped in the mix and he found himself taking advantage of the zombies and............... hobostu: psuedo Elvis shook his head to get rid of the flashback, and began mumbling incessantly about... PALE: which turned 0ut to be his cell phone.. when he finally figured that out, Faux Elvis answered it and the voice he heard at the other end shocked him to his core, he couldn't believe ........ |