Post a Random Thought (Page 37) LoisS: “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence? Wild__: If you rub some olive oil and Epsom salt on a painful spot on your body it will immediately feel greasier and saltier. LoisS: Wishing you successful 12 months, Joyful 52 weeks, lovely 365 days, memorable 8760 hours, blessings of 525600 minutes and happiest 31536000 seconds. Happy New Year! LoisS: Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself. Mz Demeanor: Every woman has a little bit of Marilyn inside of her. You just have to find out if Monroe or Manson. LoisS: When you get angry take a deep breath and count to Ten......and then throw a punch at eight, no one expects that. Lilith___: It doesn't make much sense to ponder where to put the cart when the horse is missing. A Brexiteers' dream: Apollo's Golden Chariot. LoisS: Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're a criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you. (Post deleted by flamingred )
flamingred: Men Are Just Happier People! What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress - $5,000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase btrickinya03: Fact: Dinosaur urine is very hard to obtain..... That is all. (Edited by btrickinya03) btrickinya03: I don't blame ya.... I should have left a note letting you know I used it for..... Ya know the dino juice...... 🤪🤪 Totally my fault tho.. ☠️ |