Last person to post, wins! (Page 605)

Wonderbunny: It's a mad world.

lummox: i think you'll find it's just the people, lol 😉

Lilith___: Behind every great cocktail is a great mixer.

Wonderbunny: Ever met a sane person?

Lilith___: The rule is jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

Wonderbunny: We're jamming and we hope you like jamming too.

lummox: 🎙️must be jelly, cuz jam don't shake like that 🎶

Wonderbunny: Oh ye canna fling pieces oot a twenty storey flat.

lummox: My friend is definitely seeing her date again, because "He sung like a horse"

Wonderbunny: Careful you might laugh yourself hoarse.

lummox: That wouldn't be good, the joke only works if you say it aloud 😏

Lilith___: What would you think if you had a chance to read "post deleted by staff 100 years ago"?

lummox: I've worked in admin, so i would think 'typical sloppy attention to detail'

Lilith___: How can you have ANOTHER thing, if you haven't had a first thing? /Pain in the English; Your pain is our pleasure/

Wonderbunny: Or yours if you're a masochist

lummox: Never understood the whole pain/pleasure thing, i get the trust element, but i'd still prefer to go straight to the kissing it better stage 😚

Wonderbunny: How romantic.

lummox: I reckon we cause more than enough pain inadvertently, without adding any deliberately 🙈🙉🙊

Lilith___:

lummox: Gad it's hot here, i swear i saw an englishman undo his top button !

Wonderbunny: The builders here take their shirts off.

lummox: It's been so hot here in nottingham uk , i've been searching my skin for a zip, hehe 😉

Wonderbunny: Where is "here"?

lummox: Just sit your grandma down and explain it to her 🐣