Yes or No game. (Page 279) Mz Demeanor: No. Not really. I like bacon but I don't need it. Have you ever tried bacon dipped in chocolate?  Corwin: No. Have you ever made a silly face and it stayed that way, just like our mothers always warned us it would?  near50ohoh: I'll chance a yes! Wouldn't Deb be a better person to answer Corwin's question? (Edited by near50ohoh)  Wonderbunny: No. An old lady told her doctor: I keep farting but the farts don't smell or make a noise. He gave her a course of tablets and told her to let him know how she got on. A week later she told him: I'm still farting a lot and the farts are still silent but poo they smell rotten. He said: Good that's your sinuses cleared. Now let's see what we can do about your hearing. Was my answer too long? Mz Demeanor: Yes. Just found out that the guy who painted the Mona lisa, Leonard O’Davinchy, is actually Italian and not Irish.  Was that a good joke? Wonderbunny: Yes. Johnny loved baked beans but his wife didn't let him eat them because they made him fart a lot. One day, passing a "greasy spoon" cafeteria on his way home he gave in to temptation and had a couple or three platefuls. On arrival home his wife said she had a surprise for him, blindfolded him and led him into the dining room. Sitting him on a chair, she told him to wait as she had to finish something upstairs. He heard her footsteps heading upstairs. Then he felt the pressure building so he lifted his right buttock and let out an enormous fart. Hearing her opening and closing drawers and cupboards he thought it safe to lift his left buttock and let out an equally enormous fart. Hearing he descend the stairs he quickly wafted the smell away with a cushion. She entered the room and removed his blindfold to reveal his surprise, six dinner guests. Will that do? |
maybe but it was funny! 