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surfbugbob: I am in that place in my life where I am looking to find my romantic partner to spoil you with love and affection in any flirtatious way. I have so much to offer, but I am also willing to take it slow and enjoy getting to know each other. I consider myself to be a very kind and caring person, sweet yet passionate, open-minded, down-to-earth, loyal, compassionate, and funny with a great sense of humor. I like being romantic with my partner, holding hands, cuddling, kissing, touching, and showing affection, so I tend to be drawn to the same. My keys to a great relationship start with trust, respect, open communication, and honesty come next to loving and faithful as the most important aspects of a relationship to me. If you'd like to get to know me better, please, shoot me a message.

The giant midget: Wtf.
I thought this was going to be a pie dessert thingy with recipes and all that