what would you write ??

flamingred
flamingred: If you were writing a review of your partner's sexuality,
what would you say ?
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The giant midget
The giant midget: Lousy car washer,that bitch never gets the windshield clean enough.
Great gardener, that girl can be around dirt ,plants and veggies for many moons on end.
She's a okay cook , the dog hates her food
She very easygoing and understanding,just don't piss her off ,that witch becomes Hitlers favourite inforcement allied.
Never ,ever call her at her office to say that you can't find your favourite golf shirt
Don't leave dirty clothes on the floor if you want to see the next sunrise
How should I know that we never have enough eggs and bacon and to let her know way in advance that you have invited 40 of your biker friends for breakfast 2 minutes before they start to arrive
""I am a mother to my kids and your kids ,I am 40 years younger than your mother, stop calling me MOM "" I feel like I am a orphan
After so many years I still don't understand why she says that she my girl forever but not my bartender and definitely not my maid.
I don't know why she gets mad when I am a couple days late coming home .
I know It's her personal opinion but it's just not fair to me and my friends and she's has no rights in calling us slobs
I get confused when she says that I work hard but playing golf ,ride the bike , on the boat for hours and days without endings is being selfish and irresponsible
She is very fast at jumping to childish conclusions without any facts like my favourite one is when she says that she's 20 years younger than me and she the adult,yeah right.

not a sea full of sharks that we live in nor a rose garden but I won't trade her in for the best golf clubs around

Just love her to bits






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straywlf
straywlf: Now non existent 15 years ago sparce. 20 years ago as good as any. .through it all and still today as loving as can be.
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flamingred
flamingred: I ask a four word question and get a book for a reply... but in your rambling round about way you said the right thing in the end in 5 words
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The giant midget
The giant midget: I didnt see anything about 4 questions anywhere

Oh forgot about this one
I keep telling her that she has beautiful eyes when she mad at me
She just storms out of the house into the backyard screaming outloud
Why me lord why me
I have no idea what that's all about
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straywlf
straywlf: 4 word question not 4 questions
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flamingred
flamingred: I am sure giant midget that she gives as good as she gets u wouldn't have it any other way
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The giant midget
The giant midget: She just perfect as perfect can be
Just love her the way she is
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Motati
Motati: Uuuh! That's so sweet giant. Love is such a beautiful thing. I am tearing as I read your posts.
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The giant midget
The giant midget: Awe Motati my friend, thank you,
We learn something new everyday knowledge does not occupy space
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ScarlettKnight
ScarlettKnight: Low pain tolerance.
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Yourunder myspell
Yourunder myspell: Open minded with a sexy shyness that turns into a hole stretching dominating queen mother.
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